(Ho hum...)
I had to leave my condo to come to this
Well then, this time I'm going to the store
And these slackers are slouchin' around, surfin' for some
Reality TV shows they want to watch

My roommates have nothing to do at all
But when I come back home straight from the back door, just so they know
I'm telling them that this fine just dessert is gonna be delicious
(Oh yum!)

I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon
I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon

I don't know but I think I got your favorite kind
Though some of you guys... would have a glass of wine
And if you would like, add some caramel sauce
And when you're done eating, brush your teeth and floss

That's why I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon
I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon
Eat... it's always good you know... mmm...
Everybody eat it like...
Eat... it's always good you know... mmm...

Go top it off with a strawberry or two
And save some for me, I want to enjoy it too
Pass me a fork, 'cause I ain't got much time
My stomach's not full yet, but it's going to be fine

That's why I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon
I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon
Eat... it's always good you know... mmm...
Everybody eat it like...
Eat... it's always good you know... mmm...

Something so tasty we'll gather round
I do wanna share what you like to see
It looks good, good enough to eat
Just so you've got a starving face to feed, yeah

I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon
I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon

I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon
I've got a cheesecake in the dining room, just chow down real soon