[Warp Pipe sound]

[Luigi]
I had to-a-leave Mushroom Kingdom for this
I'm-a-back, but this-a-time with E. Gadd
Some Nintendo all-stars have their hands all over my
Poltergust 5K that E. Gadd made
And I might-a-be happy about that
I will not-a-come down to such level as lower-class BP
A basic-a-plumber, I must-a-go fight, it's-a-very serious

[Mario]
Yahoo!

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone

[Luigi]
Mama mia!

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I'll get out real soon

[Luigi]
I'm a Luigi!

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone

[Luigi]
This is a-gonna be a-great!

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I'll get out real soon

[Zelda]
Game & Watch dude, I think you look better in black

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
You always look so black

[Zelda]
You're always 2D, I know what you have lacked

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
All the players watching him

[Zelda]
So you wanna attack with a bell in your hand?

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
Yeah, it's kinda mundane

[Zelda]
Seems you've more weird moves like nobody else can, that's why

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon

Fight... settle it, settle in Smash
Everybody beat down
Fight... settle it, settle in Smash

[Samus]
Stepped through the door... to a 2D world
Manholes, oil, and food stuffs that you're trying to hurl
Pass me a bumper... the quarrel rises wild
Captain Falcon's going far, Ganondorf's still vile, that's why

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon

Fight... settle it, settle in Smash
Everybody beat down
Fight... settle it in Smash
I'll be with Geno too!

[Mario]
Take-a-me down, guys, it's-a-me
I still don't-a-despair, you can quite-a-see
You look-a-good 'nuff to be-a-knocked-off
A challenge accepted, mazel tov!

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon

I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon

[Mr. Game & Watch]
Try to smash me... I'm always in the mood

[Luigi]
My Poltergust... it's-a-already no longer-a-working! [Poltergust explodes right on himself, knocking himself off the arena, the fight continues with Mario, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, and Mr. Game & Watch remaining]

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon

[Samus]
Get yourself a Gamecube, lamer

[Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina, repeat until fade]
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon
I've got a meeting at the Flat Zone
I'll get out real soon