Yahoo!
Time for relaxation
Yahoo!
Excuse for doing jack, son

Lounge around all day, come on!
(And it feels great)
Achieve squat today, come on!
(And it feels great)

Well, I feel like sitting on my rear
Time to relax, son, and drink a ton of beer
Watch M*A*S*H a few times, Hawkeye and his crew
And that's the TV show I'm talkin' 'bout, dude
Come on now

Relaxation
Watch the footy, mate, and have a good time
Relaxation
Just sit 'round on our dates, watch Transformers: Prime

Let's bum around together
Beanbag or couch, cloth or leather?
Is it comfy? If it's not, who cares?

Yahoo!
Time for relaxation
Yahoo!

Let's watch Sitting Ducks, come on!
(Because it feels great, son)
We don't give two fucks, come on!
(Boy, this feels great)

Well, let's put it into neutral gear
Could not be arsed, son, to get away from here
Relaxin's no crime, least I hope not, dude
We gonna lounge about the whole damn day through
Come on now

Relaxation
Watch the cricket, mate, and have a good time
Relaxation
Just sit 'round on our dates, watch Days Of Our Lives

Let's lounge around together
We rarely move, we can't be buggered
Except to get some more booze, come on!

Yahoo!
Time for relaxation
Yahoo!
Time for relaxation

Don't care if we get called slobs!
(It feels so great, come on now)
Feel like watching Bing and Bong!
(Tiny Planets)

I feel like doing jack squat tonight
Relaxing, mate, it's all right
Don't feel like doing nothing tonight
Relaxing, mate, it's all right, buddy

I feel like doing jack shit tonight
(Relaxation)
Relaxing, mate, it's all right
Can't be arsed achieving goals tonight
(Relaxation)
Relaxing, mate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Eating jellybeans, come on!
(They taste so great)
Watching Spongebob marathons!
(I love relaxation)

Doing jack diddly, come on!
(It feels so great)
(Let's play some Gears of War tonight)
Sitting on our butts, come on!
(If you like being a lazy shite, it feels so great)

Doing precisely bollocks!
(It feels so great)
If you don't like it, sod off!