I still remember how long I used to grow it
Was so proud to show it
The women they loved me
But when I saw it thin I never would care I just
Thought it would grow back
I didn't care

Once the women used to drool
But now I resemble Yul

All the locks I have no more
Lying on the bathroom floor
I would hope that I could grow some more

Lost my hair my head is glowing
Lost my hair insane I'm going
Need a wig 'cause I lost all my hair

Oh my hairline, it was always receding
I always was reading
Looking for a quick cure
I tried to change my part
I just kept on losing more
Then I bought a toupee
So I could get a date

Once I used to be a stud
Now I look like Elmer Fudd

All my friends they are so mean
Asking if I'm Mr. Clean
Life's a bitch when you lose all your hair

Lost my hair I'm so uptight now
Lost my hair it glows at night now
Lost my hair my friends have gone away
Lost my hair I'm upset knowing
Lost my hair my scalp is showing
Won't look up 'cause I know nothing's there
Lost my hair