Oh the night is my world
I'm a sprite, name is "Earl"
In the day we all scatter
In the night hear our chatter
In the night, on patrol
For Santa, notes we're takin'
Better hush, kids are wakin'
Gonna see who get coal

(Chorus #1)
We are the elf, we are the Elf Patrol
We're trying to see who's acting good or bad
Sometimes we have to duck into a hole
We are the elf, we are the Elf Patrol
Another night, another list to make
We never stop to even take a break
We're flying out to get to the North Pole
We are the elf, we are the Elf Patrol

(Chorus #2)
Yes, we walk among the creatures of the night
It's critical that we stay out of sight
To gather information
On the kids who just deserve some ashes or a switch or two
We take flight to get the list back into Santa's hands
He needs plenty of time to make his plans
He must retrieve the data
So he can distribute presents to the children of the world

Oh oh oh, Oh oh oh, Oh oh oh, Oh oh oh...

Oh the night is my world
I'm a sprite, name is "Earl"
In the day we all scatter
In the night hear our chatter

Repeat Chorus #2

We are the elf, we are the Elf Patrol ( x 8 )