The pacing could be better, but the parody is quite funny and makes some valid points. One area where I have to disagree, though: the slave owners of the 1800s were not good people. I don't support reparation because the modern generation had nothing to do with slavery, but slavery was a bad, bad thing and one of the blackest stains (no pun intended) on your country's history.-- MM

I wonder if this was a "plant," designed to make right-wingers look even worse than they really are. After all, even the most wicked of "conservatives" usually has a sense of humor. This is just blatant stupidity. It's as if the man I believe Bush to be tried to write a parody -- or as if I was trying to type out how I believe Bush actually (excuse my looseness with the language) thinks. But if this is a sincere effort, then it may just be the worst politically-themed parody in Amiright history.

You know who's a plant? Ann Coulter

Big Chett Chet Chuck Huck Dave Bill Bob Michael Rosa Thingy Grouch Fonda Moore Kennedy Kerry Murtha Reid Pelosi Dead Man Waking Moonbat Meathead Emanymton Ema-Nincompoop DU Regina Daddy Does this parody hit a little too close to home, demoncrat? That you hate America and all she stands for today, including God & capitalism? That you blame all of America's problems on Rich White American Men? Tou hate the fact that Bill Cosby speaks the truth and try to discredit him at every turn, yet Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson and all of those black demoncrats of the NAALCP should be praised even though they are racist and want words like 'refugee' banned because it's 'racist'? You are just nothing more than a typical demoncrat shill. Michael McVey, I agree, slavery was and still is wrong. But that doesn't change the fact the demoncrats are trying to make it look like all blacks were beaten, and that all slave owners were beating their slaves. There a few that were beaten, a few that were somewhat abused, a few that nothing happened to them, and even a few that were treated as family. s a matter of fact, after the civil war, a few blacks went back to their former masters as they felt like they were almost a part of the family. The demoncrats don't want that side told in history, as it doesn't fit in with their socialist/communist agenda.

Good call Mr. Pacholek - this is a Terhune or friend of Terhune parody. She and her fundamentalist nuts search the "liberal" Internet message boards and spew their right-wing rhetoric. Because Terhune was "outed" on her last attempt, I suspect she has taken on a different form; perhaps with a little help from her friends.

Long live Marx, I read him everyday. Jesus is dead and the ACLU lives. Keep praying Neo-Nazi, keep praying. It won't be long until Alfred E. Newman and his death squad is out of the White House.

Gotta love those Neo-Clowns, they are just so funny. I was gonna waste my time with a long-winded, drawn-out de-construction of this pathetic crud-pie of a parody, but it's just so pointlessly lame that I won't waste my time, and no one else ought to, either. Nobody but absolute, certified Kool-Aid Drinkers are into buying this crapola anymore, anyway. And "Up" is "Down" and "Out" is "In" in their Bizarro World so I think it's best to just leave them alone to their weird-assed, nonsensical fantasies. No vote.

Hey, who is leaving comments using my name?

Me.

Keep proving how intellectually bankrupt you really are demoncrats, Nazi=National Socialist. Demoncrat=socialist pig. In other words, neo-nazi=demoncrat.

"We really hate students thanking Jesus, We want separation of Church and State.." I guess this was suppose to be funny? Hmmm you basically are quoting what Osama and other fascist countries want. A country based on on single religion... not funny just stupid. Only infidels and heathen should be free -- and this proves my point... Okay, Infidels and heathens should be free.... the "infidels" it makes me laugh... Everything is written in sarcasm; I believe this is your intent. So you think all of us "infidels should not be free? You know the meaning of the word, infidels: those that are not from the middle east; land of Islam. You know that most likely includes you not just me. Okay you are just like all religious fanatics, ie Bin Laden. I want everyone to believe. All blacks were beaten, by every slave owner that ever lived. --- So, I guess in your opinion slavery was the best thing since sliced bread? Oh wait no, I just got it, it just wasn't as bad as it was made out to be. Whatever! Slavery of any kind is not very ethical! I'd thank my lucky stars, to steal from the rich man today --- So you feel the poor people of America are stealing from the rich. Hold that thought: You reference alot about Jesus. Don't you know what his teachings were? You put wealth above a lot of stuff and liken it to Christianity... Sadly you don't really understand the religion you proclaim needs to be protected. "A rich man can enter the kingdom of God just as easily as he can pass through the eye of a needle."-- Jesus Christ. I don't like communism at all, because it obviously goes against human nature. We can see what happened with Russia and several other communist attempts. But you show your own dislike towards communism in this parody: And I'm proud to be unAmerican, well this I do believe. Karl Marx, and all of his wondrous communist pleas. Yet again, you reference Jesus being shut out the door out of this country. If you really were true Christians, what Jesus actually tought, it was to give away your wealth, and share evenly... oh wait that's communism.-- and it is implied you don't like communism. That's okay neither do I. But the whole thing doesn't add up... it leaves me confused... is this a 12 year old girl or boy who wrote this? Your parody is really poorly thought out, only high strung republicans or radical right wing people would find this funny-- because it has no logic, and it has many false motifs. In fact, you end up making it sound worse in the decoded sarcasm. Really bad.

"We really hate students thanking Jesus, We want separation of Church and State.." I guess this was suppose to be funny? Hmmm you basically are quoting what Osama and other fascist countries want. A country based on single religion... not funny just stupid. Only infidels and heathen should be free -- and this proves my point... Okay, Infidels and heathens should be free.... the "infidels" it makes me laugh... Everything is written in sarcasm; I believe this is your intent. So you think all of us "infidels should not be free? You know the meaning of the word, infidels: those that are not from the middle east; land of Islam. You know that most likely includes you not just me. Okay you are just like all religious fanatics, ie Bin Laden. I want everyone to believe. All blacks were beaten, by every slave owner that ever lived. --- So, I guess in your opinion slavery was the best thing since sliced bread? Oh wait no, I just got it, it just wasn't as bad as it was made out to be. Whatever! Slavery of any kind is not very ethical... therefore not very funny. I'd thank my lucky stars, to steal from the rich man today --- So you feel the poor people of America are stealing from the rich. Hold that thought: You reference alot about Jesus. Don't you know what his teachings were? You put wealth above a lot of stuff and liken it to Christianity... Sadly you don't really understand the religion you proclaim needs to be protected. "A rich man can enter my father's kingdom just as easily as he can pass through the eye of a needle."-- Jesus Christ. I don't like communism at all, because it obviously goes against human nature. We can see what happened with Russia and several other communist attempts. But you show your own dislike towards communism in this parody: And I'm proud to be unAmerican, well this I do believe. Karl Marx, and all of his wondrous communist pleas. Yet again, you reference Jesus being shut out the door out of this country. If you really were true Christians, what Jesus actually taught, it was to give away your wealth, and share evenly within a group... oh wait that's communism.-- and it is implied you don't like communism. That's okay neither do I. But the whole thing doesn't add up... it leaves me confused... are you a 12 year old girl or boy who wrote this? Your parody is really poorly thought out, only high strung republicans or radical right wing people would find this funny-- because it has no logic, and it has many false motifs. In fact, you end up making it sound worse in the decoded sarcasm. Really bad.

Reviewer, this whole thing is from the perspective of a demoncrat. The ACLU hates anything that has to do with Jesus. Although slavery was wrong, the actions that happened is being rewritten by demoncrats to make all slave owners white and that they beat their slaves. NOT ALL SLAVES WERE BEATEN. Not to mention the demoncrats are in favor of socialism and communism, by placing the tax burden on the rich. Basically it is saying, using history, that the demoncrats hate America and all she stand for.

BTW, the scripture you used is usually taken out of context. It was referring to someone that was trying to corner him. The bible also mentions "If you don't work, you don't eat." Again, what I was para-phrasing was the Atheists Communists Liberals Union. It is the ACLU that is against Christians, but for sick groups like NAMBLA.

Are you Republican? If not, are you interested in joining the Republicrat Party? P.S., Republicrats against Sheldon Whitehouse! Heed the message!

I'm an extreme right-wing, bible-thumping, gun toting, perverted, Mel Gibson worshipping fascist who wants to establish a theorcracy in America where everyone believes in Jesus and follows the bible passages that we decide everyone should follow. And I want you to know that I approve of this parody because the demoncrats and liberals are killing babies, taking away our freedoms, allowing gays to be married, trying to take out guns away, won't let us pray any time that we want to (like to begin the work day, in our public schools and hold group prayer when our subway stops between stations.). Nixon, Foley, Bush, North, Coulter, Abramoff, Haggard, Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggart, E. Howard Hunt, Clarence Thomas, Neil Horsely, Ronald Reagan, Rick "Hold my Dead Baby" Santorum, Dick Cheney, Dan Quaylee, Spiro Agnew, all participants in Watergate & the Iran-Contra scandal.

I'm an extreme liberal shill, bible-burning, anti-gun, perverted, Karl Marx/Osama Bin Laden worshiping demoncrat who wants to see America destroyed by making Christianity illegal and when we take over America you must give all of your wealth or you will be killed. I hate this parody because it speaks the truth. WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The constitutions says Freedom From Religion as congress can pass laws prohibiting, but not respecting religion, and only militia's can have guns and.... Oh, that's out of context well destroy the constitution, it doesn't fit into the communist manifesto anyways. We love our comrades Bill & Hillary Clinton, Al Gore,Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry,Jack Murtha, Harry Reid, Nanci Pelosi, Karl Marx, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, all members of the Taliban and hezbollah, and anyone that hates America.

Demoncrat - obviously you've never read the Constitution or as you call it "constitutions". Below is the First Amendment for your review (it can be found under the Bill of Rights). "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." Learn it, live it and don't continue to try to take it away. Got it?

Demoncrat says: "We love our comrades Bill & Hillary Clinton, Al Gore,Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry,Jack Murtha, Harry Reid, Nanci Pelosi . . ." vs. Ter-Loon: "Nixon, Foley, Bush, North, Coulter, Abramoff, Haggard, Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggart, E. Howard Hunt, Clarence Thomas, Neil Horsely, Ronald Reagan, Rick "Hold my Dead Baby" Santorum, Dick Cheney, Dan Quaylee, Spiro Agnew, all participants in Watergate & the Iran-Contra scandal." Demoncrat - is that all you have pal? As far as those who are detrimental to a democratic society, Ter-Loon's list is much more impressive. Here, let me help you demon buddy - how many people on Ter-Loon's list have been convicted of a felony, served or are serving prison time? How many on Ter-Loon's list have tried to circumvent the Constitution?

The pacing is terrible, and neocons like you are ruining this lovely country! This song sucks!!! Normally, I would try to debate neocon a-holes like you...but I'm tired right now, and you're not even worth my time. And why are you knocking the ACLU? We need our civil liberties and welfare programs to keep this country free and equal. I am a liberal, I am a socialist, and I'm proud to be an American! And no neocon blowjob will take my country or my faith (Christianity) from me!!! This is my country, and my faith!

Proud, I think you found a theme song for each of the leftists that would rather destroy this country, rather than fight and die to protect it.

Just a litle bit of history. According to the 1860 US census, the last conducted before the abolition of slavery, only 1.5% of Americans owned slaves and there were more free blackmen then there were slave owners. Sorry for confusing liberals with the facts.

But very few slave owners owned just one slave, and plantation owners owned hundreds each. So what's your point? P.S. there are some criminals at the end of Demoncrat's list, but their only association with the Democratic party is from baseless accusations such as the ones found here. You can't say the same for Cheney, Nixon, Abramoff and others on ter-loon's list.

Only infidels and heathen should be free? interesting you should put that up there Neocon as we pagans believe in equal rights for all, regardless of what religion, if any, an individual chooses. There might be one or two good points in this parody. However, it is overshadowed by all of the blatant lies in the rest of the song.

Ethan Mawyer the UnAmerican demoncrat - Yep, Alfred E nObama is out and the best Republican of all time is in office. Soon the nObamas, Clintons, Gores, Pelosi, and the rest of the traitors of the demoncrat party will all be finding themselves in line for the electric chair, and I will be sitting back, and drink a nice beer while watching it happen. Ah, poor heathen. You do want freedom of religion only when it comes to your false religions and atheists. You whiny commie demoncrat terrorists don't want Jesus in America at all then you b****, moan whine and cry about all of the school shootings. Face it, you and your kind hate America and all she stands for today. Face it, the only true religion is Christianity, which takes work and that is something you demoncrats hate. The only action you demoncrats apparently do beyond that is commit treason by giving aid and comfort to your friends, the terrorists and illegal aliens.

BTW, President Trump will win again in 2020 and the GOP will regain control as soon as the terrorist organization commonly known as the DNC is disbanded for high treason.

Let's see if grumpy Trumpy can make a half term first, needle d*ck!!!

Ah yes, another demoncrat snoflake having a meltdown. Oh, not only will Trump finish his first term he will be elected for his second term and Mike Pence, if he chooses to run, will be elected in 2024 and 2028. Will the treacherous DNC survive or will the Russia investigation backfire on Killary? It will backfire on the whole DNC and then nObama and his band of thugs will be arrested along with the rest of the DNC. When that happens watch as nObama's worthless legacy crumbles first then the rest of the welfare state the demoncrats have built over the past century and a half. Oh, it will be hilarious as hell once it happens as you whiny, commie, demoncrat terrorists go into full meltdown mode and then finally show your true colors, the colors of hateful traitors much like you were during the American Civil War. Once again GAME! SET! MATCH!

Dumbass.

Aww, you poor wittle whiny commie demoncrat terrorist snowflake. What wrong, did I hit too close to home? Apparently so since you just threw a temper tantrum. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Trump promised to rip up Obamacare his first day in office. Didn't happen. He promised to have a plan for defeating ISIL in thirty days, didn't happen. He promised to impose tough immigration against Muslims. Failed. He promised to build a Wall that Mexico would pay for. A joke, even at this point. He promised to rip up the Iran Deal. Didn't happen. He promised Fire & Fury against North Korea last year. Didn't happen. What has happened is his loss of a lot of his cabinet and clinging Russian collusion charges. This smug, rich pervert breaking numerous laws with his family business is a bumbling Twitter-obsessed joke of a President. The idiots who voted for him now are starting to feel very foolish indeed. It's only a matter of time before he f*cks up so badly that he'll get himself impeached. No Democrats required. Trump makes GW Bush look like a genius by comparison! Time will prove me right. The Klan, Nazis, and the usual gang of warmongers and hateful Americans elected the turd. What has he given them in return? Bad press and more of the right wing blame game on others. Go figure.

Oprah for 2020!!!

Ah yes, another whiny commie demoncrat terrorist having a whine since his BS detector is broke. Everything you have posted was fake news that was mass produced and delivered by the demoncrat controlled drive-by media. The demoncrats and RINOs, activist judges legislating from the bench included, blocked everything Trump and the GOP was trying to get accomplished. Thankfully Trump used the very same power nobama used, executive orders, and delivered on several promises to eliminate the welfare state you entitled little snowflakes enjoy. Rocket boy backed down because President Trump stood firm and never budged whereas nobama and killary gave into short-round. Now the Koreas are bound for unification, something no other Republican president has been able to do and yet President Trump was able to. Beyond that the unemployment rate is at 4.7 which is still low, more Americans have more money to spend and save, pulled out of the anti-American Paris accord, and numerous other promises he made were fulfilled. Trump did more in his first year than nobama did in 8. Trump wants the American people to be self sufficient while you treacherous demoncrats want people to rely on the party of heathen and infidels, the party that hates both God and America, and the party that hates Jews, the DNC. Shame the bushes went the way of the demoncrats due to jealousy since Jeb Bush lost in the primary to a better man.

Comical.

Y'all are hyping the hell out of the Trump Dump Express. This dude is plain old bad news. He blames the news and yet HE generates the bad press daily with his loud mouth and tweet fits. He's unfit to be President unlike Obama who for eight years held a vast audience of all folks. Michelle was loved too. Now we got a pervert of a President who has a Slovenian escort service wife who can't speak English and a daughter turned to Judaism whom her father would like to have sex with her! The family business keeps operating under an umbrella of falsehoods while normal folk still struggle to survive. Please don't mention the economy. Numbers get manipulated all the time. Unemployment is lower again because more people fell off the rolls or retired. Real growth as in prosperity isn't there for ordinary people and minimum wage still isn't livable. Trump hasn't saved me a dime in his first year. The country had also never been more divided than ever because Trump is a rich white nationalist at heart who wants to Make America White Again! You can't turn back the clock to the 1950s, chump. Minorities have rights now and women are reaching higher. All contribute to the success of the United States. Diversity is not a dirty word. You can lable me and call me names as your kind do, but I'm an American citizen and a voting taxpayer. I even voted for the fool hoping he'd make a difference. He has alright, in all the wrong directions. I dare you to rebut me factually you rightist, warmongering, greedy supporters of the rich and the Second Amendment ( your top two priorities)!

Who wants to live in Trump's AmeriKKKa anyway?

Ah yes, another demoncrat triggered. You demoncrats hate America so much that you can't even see that the economy is booming and doing far better than it did under nObama and his group of anti-American thugs. Hell, you morons whine aboutm "the rich" when your comrades Ellen Degenerate and Muck, Jeff Bozos, Laura Page, DumDum Spychum, and Al Whore, just to name a few. The hate groups are aoll demoncrat in origin. Arthur Jones was a demoncrat plant. Nazi=national socialist. Demoncrat=socialist pig. Therefore Nazi=demoncrat. If you hate America so much why not move to the middle east where you can Allah Akbar all you want. Once Trump is done with the entitlement programs for you lazy moochers you will have no recourse but to work for a change, and you will go meltdown faster than the communist ran nuclear reactor at Chernobyl.

I think NeoCon is a Nincompoop! A triggered Trumpeter gone off the rails. He represents everything wrong with the GOP. His angry goose-stepping hooded bandits are ruining the nation and hide behind lies of the Pretender in Chief! His mouthpiece Sanders is a fat, lying piece of filth too! Same lies, different days, weeks, and months. I'm surprised Trump has lasted this long seeing as the White House was merely a rich bet. He was as surprised to win as much as the shocked Democrats under Hillary. He can't do the job. He's unfit in the worst ways. Who listens to a guy that bad mouths women, minorities, the disabled, Muslims, and those that express First Amendment rights? Trump is owned by the rich corporate elites, the gun lobby, and praised by all hate groups. Red flags, all! So NeoCon Artist, just STFU already. Use that gray matter God gave you to think about America as a diverse nation that works together in harmony for the rights of ALL!

ROFLMAO!!! It is you whiny commie demoncrat terrorists that are snowflakes having meltdowns. You are the one saying "STFU", not me. Trump and the GOP will be in for their tenures while you whiny, commie demoncrat terrorists are exposed for the whole Russia scandal will backfire on killary and her socialist mouthpiece Sanders, nobama, and the rest of the antiAmerican thugs. Game! Set! Match! Once again! ROFLMAO!

^ this guy is a nitwit. NeoCon= Nazi. Dump Trump now before it's too late!

Russian Troll

GOP stands for Grumpy Old Perverts!

You russian trolls are finally admiting that you work for killary. Nazi=national socialist - demoncrat=socialist pig - nazi=demoncrat. The Klan is another demoncrat organization.

No comradeski, I'm pointing the finger at your sorry ass.

Aww, you poor wittle whiny, commie demoncrat terrorist are just pi$$ed that President Trump is winning at every turn./ The border wall will be built, entitlement programs are being slashed until extinction, killary now has lewinsky to deal with so she will be out next election and every election thereafter, illegal aliens are being sent back and they can no longer use bail as a delay tactic, and the end of nobamacare is near. Once President Trump is done with the removal of all things demoncrat in Washington you snowflakes will be triggered so hard you will meltdown faster than Chernobyl #4 and psychiatrists will mistakenly think you have the fake, made-up illness commonly known as autism.

President Trump keeps winning, stocks are either in or near record territory, the tariffs are bringing the jobs back to America, and unemployment is lower than it was during the 8 years under nobama's reign. Under President Trump more blacks are employed than ever before yet you whiny commie demoncrat terrorists keep insisting President Trump is somehow "racist." President Trump is making Amaerica great again by following through on his promises. Once nobama care and every program that enables people to be lazy moochers are eradicated America will be on a path towards full prosperity with the lazy moochers dying from either starvation or from being shot by trying to commit a crime to sustain themselves. GOD BLESS AMERICA and LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! :D

He won a Supreme Court justice. Everything positive happening right now in the US has not come from his hand (except for US Steel announcing it will rehire 500 workers in Granite City IL thanks to the tariffs, but just wait a year after our allies get pissed off), it is due to coincidences and the active work of the prior administration and in spite of the gibbering mess of the current White House staff that DJT has surrounded himself with (which its various members has this nasty habit of getting fired, quitting or getting subpoeaned)

Ah, yet another triggered demoncrat snowflake. You can't stand the fact President Trump has a strong economy after taking over from nobama. The stocks are higher than they were this time last year, unemployment is still quite low, and the tariffs are already forcing China to change. President Trump knows what he is doing and he is getting America on the path towards strength and prosperity, something none of the whiny, commie, demoncrat terrorists refused to do because they all were busy trying to make America yet another failed socialist experiment.

The Koreas finally choose to end the war. Korean reunification is now underway and will also pursue denuclearization. Another win for President Trump and another loss for the demoncrat traitor's party. Trump in 2020!

Funny and sad all at the same time.

You are right there, it will be funny and sad all at the same time. By Wednesday you lazy mooching whiny commie demonicrat terrorists will be whining while the hard working Christian Americans will be laughing at you while celebrating a huge win for the real Christian party, the GOP as it will have its first supermajority in quite some time. After which President Trump and his team in congress will finally secure the borders with a wall, deport all those that entered America illegally, eliminate the entitlement programs that enable the demonicrat voters to be lazy moochers, ban abortions, and bring Jesus back to America. That is when the terroristic side of you whiny, commie demonicrat terrorists will come trough to show your true colors, which is being the anti-American party. You will no longer have the votes of illegals and felons to rely on anymore.

This is even sillier and more ignorant than when you first posted it in 2006. Anyway, Tuesday should be somewhat illuminating. Sadly, it is possible that the GOP will retain their slim Senate majority. The House is way more up for grabs - the Democrats seem poised to gain numerous seats and quite possibly become the majority there. Look for the Dems to gain at least a few governors spots. Let's compare predictions Wednesday to see if your gloating fantasies come to fruition or sink to the bottom of the extreme fruitcake realm you advocate

The only way your party wins is it relies on the votes of illegal aliens, felons, and lazy moochers with fake diseases instead of honest, hard working, Christian Americans that sacrificed their time and potentially their lives defending the country they love. Fortunately the collusion story was proved false and yet the demonicrat controlled, America hating drive-by media is stating case is still ongoing, yet more fake news created by the America haters. Soon it will be back to where it should be, everybody pulling his weight rather than mooching off the hard workers and President Trump will make sure it will happen, including the elimination of the biggest welfare ponzi scheme in history for lazy "disabled/retired" moochers, Social Security/ SSI/SSDI. Those too lazy to pull his own weight will go hungry, the way it used to be. #MAGA #GODBLESSAMERICA

Oh? Social Darwinism? Hunger is a great motivator indeed, just take a look at how it helped in Imperial Russia. Socialism is not a bad idea, problem is it has flaws like capitalism. A mixed economy is the best as it allows for the virtues of both socialism and capitalism. We need more socialistic programs like either universal income or subsidized wages so people don't have to work 2 jobs just to make ends meet when it comes to essentials. Then again, you will use your name calling to make yourself look good and build your case rather than have a real debate.

I'd rather be a social darwinist than a socialist. A mixed economy is the best option for turning America into yet another failed socialist experiment which is what you whiny, commie, demonicrat terrorists want. Go ahead with your impeachment of President Trump, once he is cleared of all charges in the senate he will unleash an investigation into the DNC that will find all sorts of corruption which will destroy the DNC once and for all, leaving America with only one true political party, the GOP. We shall make America truly great again.

:D :D :D :D :D

Ah yes, the whiny, commie, demonicrat terrorists are having such a whine they cut and ran from another ass kicking. They can't handle the fact Trump is so full of win there will be the only party that represents Jesus, the GOP while the dnc will be lined up for the electric chair due to their high treason . Game! Set! Match! Again!