There's a whine that can't be muted
Loudly going on and on
Bratty kids with bursting bladders
During traffic lines so long

Must not regret this vacation
Despite this damn traffic jam
Our water is slowly warming
And the snack foods have been slammed

From the car door to the car seat
They could feel their heads swaying
In tune with the cool summer wind
And I can feel it now
The very summer wind that blew
Became a huge thunderstorm
On the busy interstate at night

Oh dear kids, dear kids, stop bitching
We will get there soon enough
There's a whine that can't be muted
Loudly going on and on

Phantom road signs on the corner
Telling us where we must go
Bratty kids with bursting bladders
Who will rejoice in minutes

Oh dear kids, dear kids, stop whining
We are at a bathroom now
Bratty kids with bursting bladders
You'd better be happy now