Halal

The meat I need I simply cannot find
ive passed ice creams and frozen chips, a thousand times
I asked a shop assistant on the floor
Halal, is the meat im looking for?

I have looked down every isle
From the chicken to the beef
I cant buy Bernard Matthews
Its not part of my belief
im a Muslim by the way
Halal meat is what we do
I enjoy it in a curry or a stew

I buy my rice from that shop over there
as rice selections go it is beyond compare
But we cant live on rice and rice alone
Halal diced or chopped or on the bone
Cos I wonder where it is
Its not anywhere ive been
I cant buy pork or bacon
My god says there unclean
im a Muslim by the way
Halal meat is what we do
I enjoy it at a family barbeque

Halal?
Is the meat im looking for
I have driven really far
I don’t mean to be a bore
I cant return to family
with some turkey dinosaurs
Tell me what are we to eat
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying
quorn will do!