Song Parodies -> "Dancing's Unappealing"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing on the Ceiling"

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Original Performer:

"Dancing's Unappealing"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Some people can't dance worth beans. Whatever beans are worth in the dancing world. I don't know, that saying has no context as to what kind of beans it's talking about what the hell am I driveling about parody about a guy reacting to a crap dancer enjoy!

Boo!

Please stop shakin' your rear
Act itself ain't wrong, what is wrong here
The way you're movin' ain't right
You have no sense of rhythm
Supposed to be ti-i-i-i-ight

Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
No groove I'm feeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'

Yeah, it is not...very good
It's quite far from great, weaker than balsa wood
It looks like you're jerkin' from 'lectric sho-ocks
Ooh, far too irregularly
Mike Jackson, you're no-o-o-o-ot

Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
Oh, mood you're killi-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
Oh, oh, I'm still reeli-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
No, won't be tippi-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin' (come on!)

Boo!

Really crappy
Don't feel any music in your soul
Your rhythm isn't tight
You're only bopping your head up and down
Can't do that right
You're barely busting half a move, it's shi-ite
Try to go to town
Shake your hips around
All I do is frown

So get off, you're no use
Just a hack, waste of this tight groove
No worse dancer than you in to-own
You think you're hot? That's bollocks
Fall when you try to get do-o-o-own

Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
Oh, joy you're sappi-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
Oh, I'm still reelin', buddy
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
You suck at danci-in'
Yeah, your dancin's unappeali-in'
Woah!

You suck!
Get off now
Shouldn't have started
Cause your timing's made of ass
Get off!
Cause your dancin' is shit
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
No sense of timi-i-in'
So your dancin's unappealin'
Oh, I'm still reeli-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
Please stop the danci-i-in'
Cause it's really unappealin'

Nothing's more annoying than when a dancer's timing is slightly off. I mean, it's bad enough they're dancing to LMFAO in a pair of budgie-smugglers, but they're not even thrusting in time! Sheesh.

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Matthias - February 01, 2014 - Report this comment

No dancing is worse than Miley's twerking (although I have no rhythm so my dance moves are pretty unappealing as well)

Agrimorfee - February 01, 2014 - Report this comment

This little soft-shoe was appealing.

Max Power - February 09, 2014 - Report this comment

Dancing can cause a turn off sometimes.

Abbott Skelding - February 09, 2014 - Report this comment

I should give you three fives for the title sub alone, but there were a lot of funny lines and it's a topic everyone can appreciate...that's worth the 555 any day. Well done!

Blaydeman - February 11, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I feel like either a person thinks they're a horrible dancer, or the best dancer in the world, so I absolutely can relate to this! Lots of LOLs and fun-ness..

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