-> "My Chinchilla Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Ballerina Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Chinchilla Girl"
The Lyrics
My chinchilla girl
You are so fluffy
With you hiding somewhere
I'm so aware
Of how much I care for you
I buy you dust
I buy you chew toys
My AC is low
My walls you chew
You just eat upon that hay
I didn’t realize
There's so much to take care of you
I try to hold you
You only want to say
“Back away Hooman!”
My chinchilla girl
The joy you bring me
Every day and night
Holding you tight
Why you run away from my love?
Sometimes I've wondered
If you'd ever come to play
Now that I finally have you
My room is where your cage will stay
I listen to you squeak and bark
like to run freely after dark
'Cause all I want to do
Is take good care of you
Buying you make me realize that
There's so much to take care of you
I guess I finally realized
There's nothing else like loving you
My chinchilla girl
You are so fluffy
My AC is low
my room is covered in pooh
Don't you ever go away
My chinchilla girl
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