-> "Fitty Tucker"
Original Song Title:
"Penny Lover"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fitty Tucker"
The Lyrics
Doo doo doo
The first time he poked through
Oh, it felt devine
His head hit the ceiling
And it blew his mind
Honey dews came on strong and smothered him hard
Now his gun fits inside two melon splits
His mind is so blown he promptly forgets
And all but ignores her tart lady bits
Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh yeah?
Fitty Tucker
Now does it drier
Fitty Tucker
Shoves his gun up higher
Likes his dairy to come in twos
He's like the last milkman just passing through
Nice warm and reckless
Gliding through the two
Pearls like a necklace
Flow, and form hot like glue
He spent all of his white inserting his gun
Now a pearly string shines 'round her face
He might frost her cake with piping hot paste
When he's done wiggling on her waist
Oh, oh?
They're both breathing heavy
What's come over them?
He didn't pop her cherry
No, she wipes her chin
He was just having fun
And took a shot of dairy
That's why he must rest saddled upon her chest
His mind has just been blown and put to the test
He might fluff her drawers at her cooed behest
Ooh, ooh, oh
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Fitty Tucker, doesn't want no pie (doesn't want no pie)
Fitty Tucker, likes to do it dry (likes to do it dry, hee hee)
Fitty Tucker, looks her in the eye(looks her in the eye)
Fitty Tucker, wiggles fast and spry (Go! Fitty Tucker)
Fitty Tucker, does his caulkin dry (does his caulkin dry)
He's forgotten the last time he pet her kitty
Fitty Tucker, shoves his gun up high
Shoves his gun above the thigh,Shoves his gun above the thigh, yeah, yeah
Ooh Fitty Tucker
He's forgotten to look down and pet her kitty
He just wants to sit down and dole it, he wants to sit down and sway ooh, ooh
He likes it dry
He's caulkin hot glue everyday (Fitty Tucker )
Needs his, need his dairy ...
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