-> "Under the Sea (ocean pollution)"
Original Song Title:
"Under the Sea"
Parody Song Title:
"Under the Sea (ocean pollution)"
Parody Written by:
Pensworth
The Lyrics
(Ariel, listen to me. The human world, it's a mess.
And they’ve decided to share that mess with us!)
The seaweed was always greener
But now it's been turning black
They make lots of garbage up there
They can't seem to hold it back
Their refuse, no place to dump it
Their sewage, no place to store
So guess where they choose to pump it
Right here on the ocean floor
Under the sea, under the sea
Plastics and metal down here they settle
Permanently
Medical sludge keeps up its flow
Nuclear waste gives us a glow
Whatever they’re flushing all ends up gushing
Under the sea
Up there all the ships keep leaking
And leave us with oil slicks
It seem as if all those tankers
Is made out of ice cream sticks
The fish in a bowl is lucky
They find it to be quite freeing
‘Cause they’re not ingesting rubbish
Or stuck in a six-pack ring
Wo-no, under the sea
Under the sea
More offshore drilling, chemical spilling
Plentifully
If you’ve a chance to leave this fate
It might be best you take the bait
With all this trouble, life’s on the bubble
Under the sea
Under the sea
If you will stick here, you will be sick here
Ultimately
Even the sturgeon and the ray
They need a surgeon right away
Once life was sounder, now we all flounder
Under the sea
The smelt has a welt
The trout has the gout
The chub has a stub and can’t get it out
The shrimp has a limp
The hake has an ache
The jack got a crack and broke
The plaice has a case of swill in the gill
The fluke, see him puke
The blackfish he ill
The sole and the sprat
They looking quite flat
And oh, that blowfish choke!
Yeah, under the sea
Under the sea
Where the sardine he needs a vaccine
Immediately
We face so many threats ahead
Soon you’ll be finding Nemo dead
Each little clam here stuck in a jam here
Under the sea
Each little prawn here feeling all drawn here
Under the sea
Each little snail here looking all pale here
That’s why you gotta’ get outta the watta’
With all of their muck here we’re out of luck here
Under the sea
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