Song Parodies -> "The Cocoa Personality"

Original Song Title:

"The Cult Of Personality"

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Original Performer:

"The Cocoa Personality"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(Malcolm X): "And during the few M&M's I have left - I want to talk, right down to girth, in an anguish that every one can easily melt in my hands"

Look at my thighs, what do you see?
The Cocoa Personality

I know your hunger, I know ice creams
I've ate everything you want to eat
I'm the Cocoa Personality

Like mousse at dinner and ten Reese's
I'm the Cocoa Personality
The Cocoa Personality
The Cocoa Personality

Me on bites, Ho-Ho pies
When a mirror speaks, the reflection sighs
You will have a Rollo feast
Only food can set me free...

I grill Ring Dings - you need to see
Chocodile paste on my three teeth
I'm the Cocoa Personality

I Chips-Hoy stew, still do love treat
I tell you pudding cup's fat-free
I'm the Cocoa Personality

Like Hostess often and candy
I'm the Cocoa Personality
The Cocoa Personality
The Cocoa Personality

Me on bites, Ho-Ho pies
When cake beater squeaks, that beater's dined
You will have a Rollo feast
Only food can set you free...

You gave me portions, you gave me waist
You gave me powder in a chocolate taste
Buy every Hershey's you need to eat

I'm--the--Co--coa--Per--Son--Al--Ity
I'm the Cocoa
I'm the Cocoa
I'm the Cocoa
I'm the Cocoa
I'm the Cocoa
I'm the Cocoa
I'm the Cocoa
I'm the Cocoa
Personality

(John F. Kennedy): "Ask not what bar crunchy can do for you"

(Franklin D. Roosevelt): "The lone Ring Ding we have is here, is here on shelf"

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Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I didn't think a word-for-word rhyme of this song was possibly due to the many names in it. I sit corrected. "Like Hostess often and candy" was a great sub for "Like Joseph Stalin and Ghandi" and "Like mousse at dinner and ten Reese's" equally clever for "Like Moussalini and Kennedy". 5s.

Ballooncall - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh my God, zvoidx, your parody, your parody, zvoidx, oh my God! Zvoidx, your parody, oh-my-God!

Stephen Harrington - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment

555, sweet!

zvoidx - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Heh-heh, thanks all.

LucidLupin - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Good one ;) 5s

Larry Hensley - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Have some tasty fives

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