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Song Parodies -> "I Smoke Marijuana"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Home Alabama"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Parody Song Title:
"I Smoke Marijuana"
Parody Written by:
Bryan Pardue
The Lyrics
-Verse 1-
Big plants keep growing
Smoke you up and do dumb shit
Singing songs like 'Cause I Got High
Want the high marijuana emits
Damn, that stuff is the shit, yeah
Well, my kitchen don't have no crunchies
It never seems to stay stocked up
I don't remember the munchies
I just remember smoking all the green stuff, yup
-Chorus-
I smoke marijuana
Turn the skies from grey to blue
I smoke marijuana
Love the buzz it gives me too
-Verse 2-
In the ghetto you smoke the fatty
And in Japan you smoke hashish
The influence will just relax me
Think I'll go and catch some fish
That's my wish
(Repeat Chorus)
One more time, marijuana
-Verse 3-
Now different gangs have got the numbers
The bigger the plant, the bigger the price
I know I'm broke all of the time
Guess my own plants will have to suffice
Now ain't that nice?
(Repeat Chorus)
-Bridge-
I smoke marijuana
Ah, come smoke this plant
Turn the skies from grey to blue
Let the smoke pour through
I smoke marijuana
Bongy
Love the buzz it gives me too
Yeah, yeah, puff the stuff and pass it over
Big plants keep growing
Smoke you up and do dumb shit
Singing songs like 'Cause I Got High
Want the high marijuana emits
Damn, that stuff is the shit, yeah
Well, my kitchen don't have no crunchies
It never seems to stay stocked up
I don't remember the munchies
I just remember smoking all the green stuff, yup
-Chorus-
I smoke marijuana
Turn the skies from grey to blue
I smoke marijuana
Love the buzz it gives me too
-Verse 2-
In the ghetto you smoke the fatty
And in Japan you smoke hashish
The influence will just relax me
Think I'll go and catch some fish
That's my wish
(Repeat Chorus)
One more time, marijuana
-Verse 3-
Now different gangs have got the numbers
The bigger the plant, the bigger the price
I know I'm broke all of the time
Guess my own plants will have to suffice
Now ain't that nice?
(Repeat Chorus)
-Bridge-
I smoke marijuana
Ah, come smoke this plant
Turn the skies from grey to blue
Let the smoke pour through
I smoke marijuana
Bongy
Love the buzz it gives me too
Yeah, yeah, puff the stuff and pass it over
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Even Bill Clinton smoked this stuff, even though he says he didn't exhale.
I can honestly say I have not only never smoked Marijuana, I have never even smoked a cigarette!! However, this was funny...555
555 mg of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.
Funny...a couple kids in my biology class did a presentation on the effects of THC for their final ;-D
Great song about pot, but remember that hemp does not have amount of THC that its relative pot does. LEGALIZE HEMP!
We released the original in the 70s.
Great song about pot, but remember that Shemp does not have the amount of S'OITIN'LY that his predecessor Curly does. HUMORIZE SHEMP!
I don't mean to be blunt, but I liked this one.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!
Shemp for Hemp hee bee bee bee bee bee bee. Woody Harrelson is the executive director.
Great song about pot, but remember that Jack Kemp does not have the same amount of GOP that his fellow republican George W. Bush has. SMEAGOL-IZE KEMP!
MMYYYYY........Prrrrrreeeeeciousssssss........d;:^)
We are certain that Sauron Hussein is hiding Hobbits of Mass Consumption.
Has the Skynard grit to it. Uh, Guy, if Clinton had inhaled and never exhaled, he'd be dead. :)
Right Jay, One could only wish...
Now Monica, you know ah didn't say that ah wanted "your roses on my piano", ah said somethin' else en-tirely.
love tha song n marijuana is tha way to go....keep it passin... love maryjane....
i smoke pot
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