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Song Parodies -> "Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"Sorcerer"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Vampire"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

I'm bitten.
I'm bloodthirsty.
I crave you.
Do you crave me?
Desire-able.
Nocturnal prowess.
Come to me.
And please turn me.

Vampire.
Can you be my master?
You come to me as a shadow.
You can haunt me in my dark dreams.

Vampire.
Show me those bright fangs.
Come over.
You can bite me all night.

I'm confused.
I'm lonely.
I desire you.
You haunt me in all my dreams.
Bite me.
Your power is over me.
Now a thrall is what I am to you.

Oh yes, blood and those voices.
Voices in the darkness.
Who call.
Call for Jerry Dandrige.

I'm bitten.
I'm bloodthirsty.
I crave you.
Do you crave me?
Desire-able.
Nocturnal prowess.
Come to me.
And please turn me.

Vampire, oh vampire.
I'll be your thrall, you are my master.
Tell me what to do, and i'll obey you.
You can haunt and stalk me in my dar dreams.

Vampire.
Show me the Fright Night.
Come over
Can I be a Lost Boy?

Come over
Put your teeth in my neck.

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