Spoken intro:


Woody: Hey, look, everybody! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no, no no no, no. - Buzz look, an alien!
Buzz: Where?
Woody: [slaps knee and laughs hoarsely]

Buzz: Greetings my name is Buzz, I am a space hero.
I’ve got gadgets, I’ve got wings, I’ve got all the coolest things.
Bet you wish you had all this don’t cha my buddy.
A space hero who saves the galaxy from the evil likes of Zurg.
I’m a space ranger, a rockin space man.

New guy in Andy’s room, new guy in Andy’s room.
I don’t mean to fight, but I’m much better than you.
New guy in Andy’s room, new guy in Andy’s room.
I don’t want to argue because I’ve got important things to do.
I don't know what you want, and where you live, but I think it’s better when you’re not around.
I don't know anything about you buddy, but I’m everything
You’re jealous of
I don't know who you are, but you're a real attention seeker for Andy.
A real attention seeker for Andy.

Woody: Before you even came here I’ve been Andy’s favourite toy.
This whole room is actually owned by me, I rule this joint.
I don't have to know what you want or what you do.
But a toy he/she doesn’t live by fun and games alone.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.

Buzz and Woody: New guy in Andy’s room, new guy in Andy’s room.
I don’t mean to fight, but I’m much better than you.
New guy in Andy’s room,new guy in Andy’s room.
I don’t want to argue because I’ve got important things to do.
I don't know what you want and where you live, but I think it’s better when you’re not around.
I don't know anything about you buddy, but you're (I’m) everything you’re jealous of
I don't know who you are, but you're a real attention seeker for Andy.
A real attention seeker for Andy.

Woody: I’m the kind of toy that’s got skills and can walk.
Buzz: But all you’ve got is the pull string that helps you to talk.
Woody: I am the cowboy you just loved to see.
Buzz: But you’re not the best because that one is me.
Woody: You’ve got plastic wings and a laser that blinks.
Buzz:You’re the one who’s talking because you don’t even think.
But since I really a buddy to aid me in my adventures.
Why don't we give it a shot and get it ready to go
I'm looking for anonymous and heroic satisfaction
I want to see a cool toy like you get some action.
Now since you’ll now be hangin 'round this joint
Please let’s not argue or fight over which one of us is the best toy.
Woody: You’re a pretty cool toy, you’ve got gadgets and you can also fly.
A toy he/she doesn't live by fun and games alone.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

Buzz and Woody: New guy in Andy’s room, new guy in Andy’s room.
I don’t want to fight over who is better me or you.
New guy in Andy’s room, new guy in Andy’s room
I don’t want to argue because I’ve got important things to do.
I don't know what you want, where you live or what it’s like when you’re not around.
I don't know anything about you buddy, but you're everything I'm (you’re) jealous of
I don't know who you are, but you're a real attention seeker for Andy.
A real attention seeker for Andy.

A real attention seeker for Andy.
Attention seeker for Andy.

Spoken outro:
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.