Travelling in an old Ford Camery
On a highway called 1-70
I met a strange cowboy, his name's Hap Hazard
He took me in and gave me a mustang

And he said:
"Do you come from a Land Called Kansas?
Where tornadoes blow, and cows go moo
Can't you hear, can't you hear that semi?
You better run, you better take a dump"

Buying stuff from a flea market today
It has old stuff, and likes to bore me
I said, "Can I go home now, y'all?"
Then a man turned, and gave me a Goodcents sandwhich

And he said:
"I come from a Land Called Kansas
Where money comes and goes just like that
Can't you hear, can't you hear that semi?
You better run, you better take a dump"

YEE-HAW!

Lying in the YMCA
With a braced jaw, with quite a bit to say
I said to the man are you trying to tempt me?
Cause I talk like I come from Texas

And he said:
"OH!!!!!! Do you come from a Land Called Kansas?
(Uh huh, hyuck!)
Where tornadoes blow, and cows go moo
Can't you hear, can't you hear that semi?
(Oh!)
You better run, you better take a dump!"

Cause we are....

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