-> "Spooking The Females (Spooking With Emails)"
Original Song Title:
"Who Can It Be Now"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Spooking The Females (Spooking With Emails)"
Parody Written by:
False Moustache
The Lyrics
Spooky old me, shocking you with gore.
Scare the dames with wolf howls. Hear me roar!
Pant real deep, under sheet of white.
A scary knife, your skin, I'll peel a slice.
All I wish is to eat your bones.
Slay a dame, won't you please wail and moan.
Update 9: You'll hang outside.
Don't log off! ...My spooky fun denied.
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
Spooky old me, shocking cyber-whores.
Tape ghost sounds: webcams detract from horror .
All girls fear e-shocks today.
You'll be spammed, my dear! Delete? No way!
Your running blood depletes your health.
And coughing lungs? You'll await parental help.
I'll spike your beer with this Percocet.
You'll succumb over Internet!
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
How does my plan work from acres away?
How do I throttle thee?
Hey, it's this future technology.
New updates every week.
Ahh!
Ghostly wailing: Wo-oo-oo!
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
(Ahhhhh! No! No!)
Spooking the females.
(Ahhhhh!...*death rattle!*)
Spooking them! Spooking them!
(Ahhhhh! No! No!)
Spooking the females.
(Ahhhhhh! He's bursting through my computer screen!)
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