What's that I hear? It sounds like a snore.
My sense of smell now starts to explore.
I can't see, so a match I light.
It flames to life and then something ignites.
Someone's going to have to atone.
Now I'll have to excavate my home.
Wish they'd let if off outside.
Smelled like Limburger with moldy hide.

Who cut the cheese now? (4x)

It blew the hinges right off the door,
And I can see scorch marks on the floor.
It gave off light like midday.
It literally blew me away
I wish he had kept it to himself;
Must have bad gastrointestinal health.
Before it went off, it reeked like a fens
That didn't have a chance to cleanse.

Who cut the cheese now? (4x)

Here's the trashman to take the mess away.
I've just seen the MD
When I'm all sutured, he says to me:
"Disgusting fanny breeze!"

Oh, who cut the cheese now?
Oh, who cut it, who cut it?
Yecch, yecch, yecch!