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Song Parodies -> "The Naked Dance"
Original Song Title:
"The Safety Dance"
Original Performer:
Men Without Hats
Parody Song Title:
"The Naked Dance"
Parody Written by:
Jared
The Lyrics
Not intended to be about professional strippers..just some goofy fun
We can dance if we want to, leave your pants behind
Cause you don't need pants, and if you need pants then you're no friend of mine
I say we should go where we want to, our clothes that they will never find
And we look like we did when we came into this workld
As they all stare at our behinds
Goodbye to pants
We can dance if we want to, leave your shirts behind
Cause you don't need shirts, and if you need shirts then you're no friend of mine
I say we should go where we want to, our clothes that they will never find
And we look like we did when we came into this workld
As they all stare at our backside
And we can dance
Strip down!
And we can go when we want to, the trees are bare and so am I
And undress real neat form our heads toi our feet
And surprise 'em cause I weigh 3-0-5
I say we can strip if we want to, if we don't,. nobody will
And we can all be nude 'cause I think it's improved
And I can look like an imbecile
I say lose your pants, lose your pants, rebel against their control
We can dance, without pants, we're doing it heart & soul
We can dance, without pants, everybody take off your pants
We can dance., without pants, everybody just take the chance
Naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Ah yes, the naked dance
Nnnn-Aaaa-Kkkk-Eeee-Dddd
Naked Dance
Lopse your pants if you want to, tkae off yours and I'll lose mine
They say that we abuse it, but go ahead and lose it
You know they were too tight
We can dance if we want to, leave your pants behind
Cause you don't need pants, and if you need pants then you're no friend of mine
say lose your pants, lose your pants, rebel against their control
We can dance, without pants, we're doing it heart & soul
We can dance, without pants, everybody take off your pants
We can dance., without pants, everybody just take the chance
Oh well, the naked dance
Ah yes, the naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Oh yes, the naked dance
Oh, the naked dance, yeah
Oh, it's the naked dance
It's the naked dance
Well, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Cause you don't need pants, and if you need pants then you're no friend of mine
I say we should go where we want to, our clothes that they will never find
And we look like we did when we came into this workld
As they all stare at our behinds
Goodbye to pants
We can dance if we want to, leave your shirts behind
Cause you don't need shirts, and if you need shirts then you're no friend of mine
I say we should go where we want to, our clothes that they will never find
And we look like we did when we came into this workld
As they all stare at our backside
And we can dance
Strip down!
And we can go when we want to, the trees are bare and so am I
And undress real neat form our heads toi our feet
And surprise 'em cause I weigh 3-0-5
I say we can strip if we want to, if we don't,. nobody will
And we can all be nude 'cause I think it's improved
And I can look like an imbecile
I say lose your pants, lose your pants, rebel against their control
We can dance, without pants, we're doing it heart & soul
We can dance, without pants, everybody take off your pants
We can dance., without pants, everybody just take the chance
Naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Ah yes, the naked dance
Nnnn-Aaaa-Kkkk-Eeee-Dddd
Naked Dance
Lopse your pants if you want to, tkae off yours and I'll lose mine
They say that we abuse it, but go ahead and lose it
You know they were too tight
We can dance if we want to, leave your pants behind
Cause you don't need pants, and if you need pants then you're no friend of mine
say lose your pants, lose your pants, rebel against their control
We can dance, without pants, we're doing it heart & soul
We can dance, without pants, everybody take off your pants
We can dance., without pants, everybody just take the chance
Oh well, the naked dance
Ah yes, the naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Oh yes, the naked dance
Oh, the naked dance, yeah
Oh, it's the naked dance
It's the naked dance
Well, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
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Good job, Jared.
My kind of parody, Jared.....and you may very well wonder if that's such a good thing! 555
Sheer naked passion, society's prudence exposed for all to see.
This parody kicked some bare ass.... 5,5,5
Anyone wanna sponsor a naked AmIRight convention?
You mean you wear clothing while using the computer, Meriadoc? ;-D
Mer...your suggestion of a naked Amiright convention reminds me of our HS reunion. They hired a boat and had an optional libido deck on it (why does Johnny come to mind? lol)
What is this, "clothes"? Is it some sort of thing they do on the other side of the world?
Another streaker I see... just remember to watch out for the... mosquitos. :-)
The mispellings in the song (tkae) took away a bit while reading it.. Otherwise, it was just okay for me. It didn't suck, but didn't blow me away.
SOTM Good one.
The naked truth? Some good lines (I was about to say "some outstanding points", but thought you'd get the wrong idea), but rather like Jeff, it didn't blow me away.
(SOTM) I hate to be redundant, but ditto. *confuses self* Still a very good parody all the same.
Wacky stuff, man. All songs about pants are funny, and this is no exception. Well done.
Funny stuff, Jared. I've always sung that line as "everybody take off your pants," so we're on the same wavelength here. One of my favorite bumper stickers: "If God had wanted us to be naked, we'd have been born that way."
Patagio: "Libido deck"? Heh heh.
And Merry: A naked Amiright convention? I just assumed that was the required dress code. I'll try to enforce it when Arwen and Ashkicksass come to town.
Patagio: "Libido deck"? Heh heh.
And Merry: A naked Amiright convention? I just assumed that was the required dress code. I'll try to enforce it when Arwen and Ashkicksass come to town.
Spaff...yea...libido deck...'Patagio: "Libido deck"? Heh heh. '
"Libido deck....babysitting provided" hehehe
"Libido deck....babysitting provided" hehehe
Spaff...why would you have to enforce anything? It's not like I wear anything but a flashing sandwich board the other 364 days of the year...
(SOTM) Funny in parts, like the 3-0-5 bit, but simple typos were distracting and I do a 'Red un-dance, see' by saying this didn't blow me away either. 4-4-4
That's quite an achievement, Jared. You wrote about being naked, but you still met the new amiright standards of propriety.
(SOTM) See above!
(SOTM) Restoring your single vote.... :-)
I thought it was good but could have gone further, Jared.
Nice concept, watch them extra letters. You must have big hands like me, and you know what they say about people with big hands... they have big socks, no wait that people with big feet. 4-4-5
it's ok... trying to keep the 300 pound naken man image out of my head
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