Pee your pants if you want to
We can leave your undies behind
'Cause your friends like your pants and if they like pants
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, you can go where you want to
In pants-no one will mind!
And we can act like we came from out of the john
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

You can go when you want to
The night is young and so's the punch
And we can dance in the heat with our pants to our feet
And surprise 'em with the "water balloon fight"
Say, we can act if want to
Just don't be a buzzkill
And you can run in the nude, pants totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

Pee your pants, pee your pants
Leave all your control
pee your pants, pee your pants
We're doing it wall to wall
potty dance, potty dance
No one look behind the tree
potty dance, potty dance
Everybody takin' a pee

potty dance
It's the potty dance
it's the potty dance

pee your pants if you want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as no one sees it, never gonna see it
Everything'll work out right
I say, pee your pants if you want to
We can leave your undies behind
'Cause your friends have pants and if they have pants
Well now they're friends of mine