[Verse 1: Garfield]
There's a big, blue pan on the stove,
And Arbuckle's getting it in.
The price of it costs whatever it is,
It's gotta come down again.
But cat food is only made for cats.
And the good stuff will come for you.
So we'll be drinking some blue soda pop,
And eat a bit of lasagna too.

[Verse 2: Garfield]
When they find out how to make some pasta,
Get some mozzarella cheese with it too.
Put some ground beef in it without too much,
Just like how they make their stew.
And when they're all done, they put it in the oven,
The timer beeps when it's through.
We'll all be drinking some cool soda pop,
And eat a bit of lasagna too.

[Chorus: Garfield]
Some lasagna for you, and there's one for you,
Gonna eat it while you're through.
Yes, we'll be drinking some cold soda pop, and eat a bit of lasagna too.

Alright, Odie?

Here comes Jon!

[Verse 3: Garfield]
You don't have to get fat to get happy,
Just think about what's in store.
When people start making what they oughta be makin',
Then they won't be thinking no more.
When Jim Davis makes this Garfield comic for sale,
That's why it's in the news!
So we'll be drinking some cold soda pop,
And eat a bit of lasagna too.

[Chorus: Garfield]
Some lasagna for you, and there's one for you,
Gonna eat it while you're through.
Yes, we'll be drinking some cold soda pop, and eat a bit of lasagna too.

[Chorus: Garfield]
Some lasagna for you, and there's one for you,
Gonna eat it while you're through.
Yes, we'll be drinking some cold soda pop, and eat a bit of lasagna too.