-> "One (Formerly Three)"
Original Song Title:
"One"
Parody Song Title:
"One (Formerly Three)"
The Lyrics
“The next stage in human evolution…”
I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
Your sphincter-less rectum stops me
Now that the doctor’s work is done
I’m waking up, but it’s no fun
We once were three, now we’re one
We’re just a centipede now
Catch our breath as we wish for death
Oh please God, help us
It’s so much worse than I had guessed
In pumps poop I must digest
I fear these wounds might have abscessed
This doctor’s skills aren’t too great
Fed through your ass and this I.V.
A German doctor’s novelty
Merged into one when we were three
Cut you two off of me!
Catch our breath as we wish for death
Oh please God, help us
There were three of us, now we’re one
Oh God, help us
Catch our breath as we wish for death
Oh please God, help us
Feces
The ones you excrete
All that I eat
Just plain disgusting
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped with no self
Body is just one cell
Doctor
Has taken my lips
Taken my speech
Taken my walking
Taken these cheeks
Taken those cheeks
Taken my food
Left me with life in hell
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