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Song Parodies -> "Plaster of Muppets "
Original Song Title:
"Master of Puppets "
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Plaster of Muppets "
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
The "muppets" these lyrics refer to (in speech marks) are not Kermit et al, nor kids, but full grown adults who run to mummy!
Sir Knight once did say, limbs were done away
They just need some re-attaching
Veins that pump when slayed, glancing blow of blade
'tis but a scratch, barely scratched me
"Graze upon my knee
Help me stem the bleed
Like you told me to
Running home to you"
Come crawling faster (faster)
In need of plaster (plaster)
Your life wanes faster (faster)
You wanna plaster, PLASTER!
Plaster of muppets, a cut on your knee?
Bleeding in pain, I'm venting my spleen
Blinded by tears, you can't see a thing
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
As you pull away, cyclist on his way
Life or death is getting nearer
Flesh, you wounded me, don't you lampoon me
Look ahead, not in your mirror!
"Graze upon my knee
Help me stem the bleed
Like you told me to
Running home to you"
Come crawling faster (faster)
In need of plaster (plaster)
Your life wanes faster (faster)
You wanna plaster, PLASTER!
Plaster of muppets, a cut on your knee?
Bleeding in pain, I'm venting my spleen
Blinded by tears, you can't see a thing
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
(Plaster, plaster, plaster, plaster)
"Plaster, PLASTER! Antiseptic dreams I'm after
Plaster, PLASTER! Bringing tears to eyes
Laughter, LAUGHTER, I don't wanna hear your laughter
Plaster, PLASTER! Paper cut this time
(Fix me!)"
Is it worth all that? Haemophiliac
Blood donor you're so unharmful
Giving blood's ok ...for a cuppa tea
Pint's very nearly an armful
Cut upon his head
England shirt turned red
But he'll say to you
My blood type is blue!
Come crawling faster (faster)
In need of plaster (plaster)
Your life wanes faster (faster)
You wanna plaster, PLASTER!
Plaster of muppets, a cut on your knee?
Bleeding in pain, I'm venting my spleen
Blinded by tears, you can't see a thing
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
They just need some re-attaching
Veins that pump when slayed, glancing blow of blade
'tis but a scratch, barely scratched me
"Graze upon my knee
Help me stem the bleed
Like you told me to
Running home to you"
Come crawling faster (faster)
In need of plaster (plaster)
Your life wanes faster (faster)
You wanna plaster, PLASTER!
Plaster of muppets, a cut on your knee?
Bleeding in pain, I'm venting my spleen
Blinded by tears, you can't see a thing
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
As you pull away, cyclist on his way
Life or death is getting nearer
Flesh, you wounded me, don't you lampoon me
Look ahead, not in your mirror!
"Graze upon my knee
Help me stem the bleed
Like you told me to
Running home to you"
Come crawling faster (faster)
In need of plaster (plaster)
Your life wanes faster (faster)
You wanna plaster, PLASTER!
Plaster of muppets, a cut on your knee?
Bleeding in pain, I'm venting my spleen
Blinded by tears, you can't see a thing
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
(Plaster, plaster, plaster, plaster)
"Plaster, PLASTER! Antiseptic dreams I'm after
Plaster, PLASTER! Bringing tears to eyes
Laughter, LAUGHTER, I don't wanna hear your laughter
Plaster, PLASTER! Paper cut this time
(Fix me!)"
Is it worth all that? Haemophiliac
Blood donor you're so unharmful
Giving blood's ok ...for a cuppa tea
Pint's very nearly an armful
Cut upon his head
England shirt turned red
But he'll say to you
My blood type is blue!
Come crawling faster (faster)
In need of plaster (plaster)
Your life wanes faster (faster)
You wanna plaster, PLASTER!
Plaster of muppets, a cut on your knee?
Bleeding in pain, I'm venting my spleen
Blinded by tears, you can't see a thing
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
Just call Mummy cos you're gonna need... plaster, PLASTER!
(9.2.25) Van S A'Parody ...(Disclaimer: it's a comedy name only. I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended that I'm not one of "them") ...From 2018-22, the UK music buying public made their 5th consecutive Xmas #1 a parody 'artist' (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. If you can perform this (or any of mine) please send me a link & lots of royalties!
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