-> "Flattened"
Original Song Title:
"Blackened"
Parody Song Title:
"Flattened"
Parody Written by:
Diseased Minds
The Lyrics
In the street walks pussy cat,
After dark, and she is black,
And she's very, very fat,
She better watch her back!
Redneck hillbilly Gus,
Drives a Greyhound Bus,
Fur and metal meet,
The thumping rocks his seat!
Flattened!
Chorus:
Tire! Horrid force jams her guts in the tread,
Pussy cat is dead,
Brains splat out of her head,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.
Such a wretched kill,
Murder's such a thrill,
No more Fancy Feast,
She faced the steel beast,
Spread out in the street,
Intestines, heart and meat,
Like nuclear assault,
Part of the asphault,
Flattened!
Chorus:
Tire! Horrid force jams her guts in the tread,
Pussy cat is dead,
Brains splat out of her head,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.
Termination, Expiration, Declaration: "It's deceased".
Mutilation, Decapitation, Supplication: "Rest in peace".
Retched carcass, Withered life, Nine lives gone by.
Complication, Problication, Violation, DMV.
Decayed Kitty, Wasn't pretty, It smelled s****y, Dead pussy.
Watch your Precious put to death. See Fluffy die.
Children start to cry,
"Why did kitty die?"
Rex has no one left to chase,
There's a smile on Tweety's face.
Pigeons search for food,
Their eating style is crude,
Scavenging the dead,
Left nothing but her head.
Flattened.
Chorus:
Tire! Horrid force jams her guts in the tread,
Pussy cat is dead,
Brains splat out of her head,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.
Chorus 2:
Cat! Come the rain wash away all the stains,
Kitty stays the same,
And the stench forever remains,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.
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