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Song Parodies -> "Mom"
Original Song Title:
"One"
Original Performer:
MetallicA
Parody Song Title:
"Mom"
Parody Written by:
Todd Sellers
The Lyrics
I asked a Radio DJ friend of mine what metallica song does he get requests for the most he said "ONE" I one night was thinking i could parody that.. and this is what i got
I can remember everthing
you cant tell if this is truely clean
deep down inside I want to scream
this terrible mess stops me
now that the bar is through with me
I'm puking up, I cannot see
that there's not much left thats clean
nothing is clean but wayne now
hold my breath as I wash a dish
oh please God, take me
mess in his room it's much too real
gum on my shoe that I must Peel
but i can't get the rest off of my heel
damn it these shoes were expensive
fed-up with the gum that sticks to me
just like a jokestore novelty
tried to crape it off, leave me be
cut this gum off from me
hold my breath as I wash a dish
oh please God, take me
now that I've hurled a ton I'm just one
oh God, help me hold my breath as I smell this death
nausea imprisoning me
all that I see
mess at the door
I cannot live
I cannot die
trapped by myself
somebody holding on my cell
you need to do your chorse
take out the trash
make your bed
clean your room
brush your teeth
mow the lawn
if you dont i'll make your life hell
you cant tell if this is truely clean
deep down inside I want to scream
this terrible mess stops me
now that the bar is through with me
I'm puking up, I cannot see
that there's not much left thats clean
nothing is clean but wayne now
hold my breath as I wash a dish
oh please God, take me
mess in his room it's much too real
gum on my shoe that I must Peel
but i can't get the rest off of my heel
damn it these shoes were expensive
fed-up with the gum that sticks to me
just like a jokestore novelty
tried to crape it off, leave me be
cut this gum off from me
hold my breath as I wash a dish
oh please God, take me
now that I've hurled a ton I'm just one
oh God, help me hold my breath as I smell this death
nausea imprisoning me
all that I see
mess at the door
I cannot live
I cannot die
trapped by myself
somebody holding on my cell
you need to do your chorse
take out the trash
make your bed
clean your room
brush your teeth
mow the lawn
if you dont i'll make your life hell
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i like this, but i'd make one change to it if i were you: I cook, i clean, that's what makes me "mom". God clean this! Hold my breath as i take out the trash. Please god help me!
Nice.. I'll do that.. thanks
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