-> "Enter Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Santa"
Parody Written by:
Sour Kreme
The Lyrics
Write your list little one
don't forget, my son
to include a shotgun
What you want, little boy
Maybe a new toy
tell old Santa you want
sleep and then he will come in
put presents below the tree
exit life
enter gifts
Go to sleep
or your gifts, Santa will keep
Going to sleep’s hard tonight
Get the DVD
Of the old snow white
dreams of guns and little boys
dreams of dragon toys
and of things you can build
sleep and then he will come
put presents below the tree
exit life
enter gifts
go to sleep
or your gifts, santa will keep
now I lay me down to sleep
waste my time by counting sheep
if I die before I wake
won’t get gifts on xmas day
hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's just the reindeer on the roof
down the chimney with a poof
exit life
enter gifts
lump of coal
I wake up
I got coal
This is crap
Now I know that I’ve been bad
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