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Song Parodies -> "Destruction of Glasses"
Original Song Title:
"Master of Puppets"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Destruction of Glasses"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Don't matter if she was 23
Or a lousy stupid grandma
Their lack of vision, severe condition
Toward diseased uveas
If they cannot see
They won't smile with glee
Respect their eyesight
Here's what not so right
Avoid the masses, don't snag their glasses
You'll pay for masses, don't break their glasses, glasses
Destruction of glasses, punishment to bring
Break 'em in half and they'll get mean
Blinding people, so they can't see a thing
You have to pay 'cause you're acting obscene
Destruction, 'struction
Now you'll pay since you've went obscene
Destruction, 'struction
Not everybody can see you clearly
You can't paralyzed them
Don't have to be grandma or a grandpa
You don't have to surprise them
Break apart in half
Please don't try to laugh
You'll be in trouble
For wrecking spectacles
Avoid the masses, don't snag their glasses
You'll pay for masses, don't break their glasses, glasses
Destruction of glasses, punishment to bring
Break 'em in half and they'll get mean
Blinding people, so they can't see a thing
You have to pay 'cause you're acting obscene
Destruction, 'struction
Now you'll pay since you've went obscene
Destruction, 'struction (destruction, destruction, destruction)
Or a lousy stupid grandma
Their lack of vision, severe condition
Toward diseased uveas
If they cannot see
They won't smile with glee
Respect their eyesight
Here's what not so right
Avoid the masses, don't snag their glasses
You'll pay for masses, don't break their glasses, glasses
Destruction of glasses, punishment to bring
Break 'em in half and they'll get mean
Blinding people, so they can't see a thing
You have to pay 'cause you're acting obscene
Destruction, 'struction
Now you'll pay since you've went obscene
Destruction, 'struction
Not everybody can see you clearly
You can't paralyzed them
Don't have to be grandma or a grandpa
You don't have to surprise them
Break apart in half
Please don't try to laugh
You'll be in trouble
For wrecking spectacles
Avoid the masses, don't snag their glasses
You'll pay for masses, don't break their glasses, glasses
Destruction of glasses, punishment to bring
Break 'em in half and they'll get mean
Blinding people, so they can't see a thing
You have to pay 'cause you're acting obscene
Destruction, 'struction
Now you'll pay since you've went obscene
Destruction, 'struction (destruction, destruction, destruction)
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