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Song Parodies -> "Two"
Original Song Title:
"One"
Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Two"
Parody Written by:
Stone Cold Crazio
The Lyrics
One-a story about a soldier Two-same thing, only with siamese twins
We cant remember anything
Cant tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside we scream to Gus (our bro)
This terrible silence stops us
Now that the war is through with us
Were waking up I cant see Gus
That there is not much left of us
Nothing is real but pain now
Hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please god,wake us
Back in the womb its much too real
In pumps life that we must feel
But cant look forward to reveal
Look to the time when well live
Fed through the tube that sticks in us
Just like our awesome brother Gus
Tied to machines that make us think of Gus
Cut this life off from us
Hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please god,wake us
Now we don't have you were just two
Oh god,help us hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please God help us
Darkness imprisoning us
We can't see Gus
Absolute horror
We cannot live
We cannot die
Trapped in ourseves
Body our holding cell
Landmine has taken our sight
Taken our speech
Taken our hearing
Taken our arms
Taken our legs
Taken our soul
Left us with life in hell
Cant tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside we scream to Gus (our bro)
This terrible silence stops us
Now that the war is through with us
Were waking up I cant see Gus
That there is not much left of us
Nothing is real but pain now
Hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please god,wake us
Back in the womb its much too real
In pumps life that we must feel
But cant look forward to reveal
Look to the time when well live
Fed through the tube that sticks in us
Just like our awesome brother Gus
Tied to machines that make us think of Gus
Cut this life off from us
Hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please god,wake us
Now we don't have you were just two
Oh god,help us hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please God help us
Darkness imprisoning us
We can't see Gus
Absolute horror
We cannot live
We cannot die
Trapped in ourseves
Body our holding cell
Landmine has taken our sight
Taken our speech
Taken our hearing
Taken our arms
Taken our legs
Taken our soul
Left us with life in hell
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