Song Parodies -> "1-1-1"

Original Song Title:

"One"

Original Performer:

"1-1-1"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is a lament I did because there a re certain people who give my parodies 111s. lol

I can't seem to please anyone
The ratings I get are no fun
Deep down inside I feel the pain
The truth down inside it hurts me
Now that the judges have spoke their mind
I try to gain what I can't find
Can't seem to get those 5-5-5s
Can't seem to get L-O-Ls

Bow my head as I see again
Those poor damn ratings.....

Back at my desk my sadness freed
In come comments I can't read
I can't seem to make them pleased
Pleased like Christie Marie
Typing the words I think shall be
Nothing but genius hilarity
But the next day I shall see
Stupid jerks who hate me

Bow my head as I see again
Those poor damn ratings.....

(solo)

Now my parodies get 1-1-1s
Some sad ratings
Bow my head as I see again
Those damn poor ratings

(bridge)
Madness, intruding me
All that I see, absolute failure
I cannot write
Can't Entertain
Unable to please
Few fans my only friends

One-stars, have taken my pride
Taken my life
Taken my happiness
Taken my smile
Taken my joy
Taken my soul
Left me to cry in hell

Just watch....I am willing to bet somebody's gonna 111 this just to piss me off. lol. Some people just don't get talent when it hits them lol.

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Jonathan S. - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment

That was neat channeling your frustration into a parody like that. 555

Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Remember sensei...don't get angry, get even! Flatten the b*stard! ;D

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm giving this a 243. That would teach someone a lesson.

2Eagle - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment

I wish the one - ers would identify themselves. Good poetry.

DJ Blaze - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment

WOW, A TSB COMMENT!!! That's rare, even if it wasn't 555. Great lament on a powerful OS, 555

Andria - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment

There was a time that I was consistently 1'd at least once on every parody I wrote, presumably due to my left-leaning political views. That was last summer, when almost every parody seemed to be about politics or politicians. One parody I wrote, about George W. Bush and the Iraq War, got 29 1-bombs IIRC. I still get one here and there once in a while. You get 5s from me on this, but no 1s.

blackjack21 - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment

If you've never gotten 1-1-1 on here, you haven't written many parodies, good job. 555

Harry - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job. I have "one" i'm working on, too.

2Eagle - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment

You can guarantee a "one" if you parody a really bad song that somehow becomes a platinum record.

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