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Song Parodies -> "Samurai"
Original Song Title:
"Battery"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Samurai"
Parody Written by:
SamuraiMaster
The Lyrics
Parody 75! 25 more until the big One-Double-O! But there's still a long way to go. So yeah I spoof on.
Slashing out in action, fighting for their faction
Behead you and run away
Riding in the daylight, sneaking in the midnight
Samurai life is my way
Slicing through your body
Never will you go free
No escaping Samurai
Fighting on with valor
I shall die with honor
Will not stop the Samurai
Cannot stop my family
Samurai dwells in me
Samurai!
Assassins of the moonlight, offer almost no fight
Never ending inner war
Bushido my deep code, It's that way or the road
Adrenaline runs into my core
Drawing a katana
As you reach Nirvana
Oh my God, a Samurai
Fighting for the heavens
Magnificent seven
You'll not stop the Samurai
Guns are not meant for me
I am like a cherry tree
Samurai!
Servant of the shogun, dying in the long run
My spirit will never die
I was made to serve you, Forever I shall be true
Because I am Samurai
Killing all enemies
Riding to victory
Make some room, for Samurai
Fight with us and you'll see
Victory's destiny
You won't stop the Samurai
Forever I'll ride free
Spirit shall abide in me
Samurai!
Samurai!
Samurai!
Samurai!
Behead you and run away
Riding in the daylight, sneaking in the midnight
Samurai life is my way
Slicing through your body
Never will you go free
No escaping Samurai
Fighting on with valor
I shall die with honor
Will not stop the Samurai
Cannot stop my family
Samurai dwells in me
Samurai!
Assassins of the moonlight, offer almost no fight
Never ending inner war
Bushido my deep code, It's that way or the road
Adrenaline runs into my core
Drawing a katana
As you reach Nirvana
Oh my God, a Samurai
Fighting for the heavens
Magnificent seven
You'll not stop the Samurai
Guns are not meant for me
I am like a cherry tree
Samurai!
Servant of the shogun, dying in the long run
My spirit will never die
I was made to serve you, Forever I shall be true
Because I am Samurai
Killing all enemies
Riding to victory
Make some room, for Samurai
Fight with us and you'll see
Victory's destiny
You won't stop the Samurai
Forever I'll ride free
Spirit shall abide in me
Samurai!
Samurai!
Samurai!
Samurai!
Samurai > Ninjas. There. I said it.
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Whoops, miscount! Only on 74. Derp.
You slice a mean parody here, Samurai
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