-> "Cranberries"
Original Song Title:
"Battery"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cranberries"
The Lyrics
Washing out the batches, returning with clean batches
Leaves are kept and stored away
Tantalizing flower, gushing all that sour
Cranberries are here to taste
Splashing through your mouth's teeth
Juices are astounding
Glad to stop for cranberries
Ground into a presser
Turns into a seltzer
Grab your fill of cranberries
Crans to thrill the family
Cranberries are bound to please
Cranberries
Cran-ber-ries!
Glugging all that deeper, catch the cran-b fever
Never-ending Vita C
Thirsty, dry quench seekers, feeding off the litres
Craving on their cran-nity
Splashing through your mouth's teeth
Juices are astounding
Glad to stop for cranberries
Ground into a presser
Turns into a seltzer
Grab your fill of cranberries
Crans to thrill the family
Cranberries are bound to please
Cranberries
Cran-ber-ries!
Gurgle them at luncheons, dinner or brunching
Powerhouse of energy
Drinking in a hurry, while preventing scurvy
We can't hate the cranberries
Splashing through your mouth's teeth
Juices are astounding
Glad to stop for cranberries
Ground into a presser
Turns into a seltzer
Grab your fill of cranberries
Crans to thrill the family
Cranberries are bound to please
Cranberries
Cran-ber-ries
Cranberries
Cran-ber-ries!
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