I'm Harry Houdini!

Of maple or pine
This crate's sublime
The crowd's beguiled
Can tell they're riled
You nailed down the hood
While inside it I stood
With those chains made them squeeze
A breeze!
Freed with ease!

Might seem insane
Every time that I escape
They put me in a crate
A crate with locks

I'm swallowing the keys
See me get free
Inside of ice I'll freeze
Freedom's achieved
With metal maybe wood
Don't matter though it should
Just watch me like a hawk
Gawk, Out I walk

You think it's fake
But it's true I just escaped
That catapult shot crate
That crate with locks

Now come over here!

(You might think it's weird)
Check out these chains
This crate with locks
You put me in
You'll see it's really solid baby
Won't fake these locks

So drop me into some hot lava
I'm still not terrified
(I'm never terrified)
Or in some waste that's toxic
(Dipped into waste that's toxic, Yucky!)
Or make it electronic
(A crate that's electronic, Baby)
You know I don't mind
(I don't ever mind)
This crate with locks

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

From everything I'll get free
Bury me deep at sea
Dangling from tall trees
These chains will be removed
(This crate with locks)
You know this crowd is wowed at this magician
They're all gasping

Those escape artists aren't Houdini
Crate with locks
You know my show will shock you mama
Escaping! Escaping!
I'm getting free, Getting free
Crate with locks!