I eat spaghetti where is my can opener?
I eat spaghetti my shirt will never be the same again
I eat spaghetti it always gets in my beard
I eat spaghetti
Penne or Angel Hair
Linguine, orzo, vermicelli,
even spaghetti-O’s
Say you don’t have a microwave?
Hey, I know that it's hard for you
To cook the things that we both know are glue
But tell me where can
I eat spaghetti, where is my can opener?
I eat spaghetti my shirt will never be the same again
I eat spaghetti it always gets in my beard
I eat spaghetti
Penne or Angel Hair
Why you never want a spicy meat-a-ball?
How it's gone too far
And you don't have any parmesan?
Well you’re goin’ to the store, but the store is closed
If this is what's real, if this is what's true
Tell me where can
I eat spaghetti where is my can opener? (baby)
I eat spaghetti my shirt will never be the same again
I eat spaghetti it always gets in my beard (yeah, baby)
I eat spaghetti
No takeout, No takeout, No takeout
You know what I eat anyway, anywhere, anytime
But tell me where can
I eat spaghetti where is my can opener? (Where can I)
I eat spaghetti my shirt will never be the same again
I eat spaghetti it always gets in my beard
I eat spaghetti (baby)
Penne or Angel Hair (I eat spaghetti where is my can opener?)
Penne or Angel Hair (I eat spaghetti my shirt will never be the same again)
Oh Baby (I eat spaghetti it always gets in my beard)
Penne or Angel Hair (I eat spaghetti)