-> "Sconiac"
Original Song Title:
"Maniac"
Parody Song Title:
"Sconiac"
The Lyrics
I'm just about to make some blones
Ive been waiting for this all day.
Im just gonna pop to Sainsburys,
Then grease my baking tray.
I need some stilton to put in them,
Gonna eat so well tonight.
I've been dreaming of these for the past couple weeks,
Cant wait for my sconnie delight.
I will cut them with a knife,
Its in my hearts desire,
Come on scones, will you rise for me baby.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
No matter how many he eats he always wants more.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
He's already at sixteen but wants four more.
His addictions bnordering insanity,
He wants to keep them all for himself.
He's got hundreds stored in tupaware,
But he's gonna put some on the shelf.
He paces all day waiting for them to rise,
Wont share any with his wife.
It's the smell of the scones that ghet him through the day,
And make him feel alive.
I will eat them whilst their warm,
fresh with melted cheese,
Hurry up cool down so I can eat you baby.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
No matter how many he eats he always wants more.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
He's already at sixteen but wants four more.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
I'm so full from all the blones,
Having the best tme of my life,
Can't waiot to be hungry again, so I can eat five hundred more.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
No matter how many he eats he always wants more.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
He's already at sixteen but wants four more.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
No matter how many he eats he always wants more.
He's a sconiac, bloniac, oh my lord.
He's already at sixteen but wants four more.
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