-> "Shoulda Beat It!"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It!"
Parody Song Title:
"Shoulda Beat It!"
Parody Written by:
Ken Baumgardt
The Lyrics
They said we don't do that kind o'thing here
You lost the nose off of your face, you better disappear
The warrants in their hands and their words are really clear
Shoulda beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no jail, can't be no macho man
Better be prepared not to shower if you can
Shoulda beat it, but you wanna be sick
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be disgusted
Showin' how stupid and wierd is your life
It's criminal who was in your bed at night
Shoulda beat it, beat it
Shoulda beat it, beat it
Shoulda beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
They're gonna get you, better cry while you can
Don't wanna be a toy, you ain't much of a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
Shoulda beat it, just beat it
You have to show them that you're really not gay
You're playin' with little boys, so its three mill in bail today
They'll rape you, then they'll fry you one day,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
Shoulda beat it, but you wanna be sick
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be disgusted
Showin' how stupid and wierd is your life
It's criminal who was in your bed at night
Shoulda beat it, beat it
Shoulda beat it, beat it
Shoulda beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
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