-> "Eggo Waffles"
Original Song Title:
"Ruthless People"
Parody Song Title:
"Eggo Waffles"
The Lyrics
They only see you that you buy waffles
You got syrup in the fridge now,I know
You can eat things like pancakes and sausage
You're eating waffles,you can't take a message
Hey! Chow down!
Eggo waffles...doesn't taste lethal,wanna tell you
Hey...come on! Stand up...get on your feet!
Eggo waffles...they're not feeble,what I say
Get more of those burly tastes will they possess
The french toast sticks are frightful...I guess
Waffles aren't really bad to your mouth,just eat it
At least they get cold you need to just reheat it
Hey! Stand up...eat 'em right now!
Eggo waffles...no more troubles,oh yes
You can chew 'em, you can bite 'em
They're something you just can't ignore
If you love 'em,it's for breakfast
'Cause the bad taste won't come no more
You need something to make some breakfast
The next time you gotta make them
You don't have to be fed up
Eating them don't have you lose a limb
Eat Eggo waffles
Eggo waffles...you'd better eat one or two
Hey...Eggo,Eggo,Eggo,Eggo waffles
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