[Intro]
Woo!
Do Ya Ever Seem To Have One Of These Days Where That Train Rode Out Of The Tracks Before It Was A Derail In A Game Which Reed Calls It A Drawception Game? Well, You See, I Had That Train Happen All The Time. But, I Finally Got A Way To Get Rid Of It.
Let Me Tell You 'Bout It...

[Verse 1]
Looking At A Train, Been Thinking It's Alright,
Listening To The Sound Of A Train That's On The Right.
When This Train Comes, Don't You Know It's The Pain,
To Derail That Kind Of Game That Makes You Feel The Pain?

[Chorus]
Derailing A Bad Train,
Derailing A Bad Train,
The Conductor Didn't Look Like He Went The Wrong Way,
Everybody Knows That Derailing Is Against The Rules.

[Verse 2]
Checkin' Out The Games, Making Sure It's No Derail,
Looking Through Their Names, Doesn't Think It's Off The Rails,
This Diesel Here Has Made A Game That Derailed,
To Get That Thief, We Need A Game Not To Derail.

[Chorus]
Derailing A Bad Train,
Derailing A Bad Train,
The Conductor Didn't Look Like He Went The Wrong Way,
Everybody Knows That Derailing Is Against The Rules.
Hey, Is It Against The Law Too?

(Back-Forth Trains)

[Verse 3]
Well, Put Me Back In The Train Where i Came,
Get Me The Train Tracks And Hide my Shame,
Diesel was looking For Me And The Train,
Two Hours Later, You Know That I Felt Pain.

[Chorus]
Derailing A Bad Train,
Derailing A Bad Train,
The Conductor Didn't Look Like He Went The Wrong Way,
Everybody Knows That Derailing Is Against The Rules.

Hey, Everybody!


Derailing A Bad Train,
Derailing A Bad Train,
The Conductor Didn't Look Like He Went The Wrong Way,
Everybody Knows That Derailing Is Against The Rules.

One More!

[Chorus]
Derailing A Bad Train,
Derailing A Bad Train,
The Conductor Didn't Look Like He Went The Wrong Way,
Everybody Knows That Derailing Is Against The Rules!