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Song Parodies -> "Ace of (Garden) Spades"
Original Song Title:
"Ace of Spades"
Original Performer:
Motorhead
Parody Song Title:
"Ace of (Garden) Spades"
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)
If you like to garden, I tell you I'm your man
Your hands hurt, back aches, it's not the case for me
A blade of carbon steel, ape-hangers on my autospade
I can dig all day, cos my Wolf-Terrex is
The ace of spades
The ace of spades
Broom's had many handles & several different heads
Cut price garden tools, is false economy
Garden Hell or Heaven, neighbours watching you
I can work all day, with my autospade
The ace of spades
The ace of spades
Capability Brown, landscaped all around
But if he'd had a Wolf-Terrex, his reputation may be stronger
(now don't forget I'm jokin'!)
Pushing up the daisies, I know you cannot see me
Weed 'em and reap, the dead man's land again
D'you see it in my eyes, see it in my smile?
If there's a hole to dig, then excavate it with
The ace of spades
The ace of spades
Your hands hurt, back aches, it's not the case for me
A blade of carbon steel, ape-hangers on my autospade
I can dig all day, cos my Wolf-Terrex is
The ace of spades
The ace of spades
Broom's had many handles & several different heads
Cut price garden tools, is false economy
Garden Hell or Heaven, neighbours watching you
I can work all day, with my autospade
The ace of spades
The ace of spades
Capability Brown, landscaped all around
But if he'd had a Wolf-Terrex, his reputation may be stronger
(now don't forget I'm jokin'!)
Pushing up the daisies, I know you cannot see me
Weed 'em and reap, the dead man's land again
D'you see it in my eyes, see it in my smile?
If there's a hole to dig, then excavate it with
The ace of spades
The ace of spades
(13.3.20) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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