Song Parodies -> "Jayden James (Spears-Federline)"

Original Song Title:

"Ace of Spades"

Original Performer:

"Jayden James (Spears-Federline)"

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The Lyrics

A little late, but this parody is about baby number 2's real name, not the one that the media made up. It's not Sutton Pearce. It's Jayden James! Jayden James! DKTOS (Shame on you)? Click here for a YouTube video. Also, congratulations to Britney Spears for finally dumping what's-his-name.

Heard about the baby, we never knew its name
Not Sutton, it's Jayden, it's all the same to me
Which loser fibbed the name, it makes ya wanna go insane
Information feed, the only news I read is
He's Jayden James
He's Jayden James

Playing with the Fire, Popozao's the devil
Britney is an angel, she's beautiful to me
People hated Kevin, lame ass trailer trash
Kevin ain't for Brit, doom-ed to a split
Son's Jayden James
He's Jayden James

September: Born to two, together are fools
And Britney has another baby
Both were born in Mid-September
And don't forget the divorce!

(Guitar solo by Fast Eddie Clark!)

Stupid paparazzi, they're never really trying
Read 'em and weep, the baby's name was fake
He's baby number two, his baby bib is blue
Ya really hurt your ears, from hearing "Sutton Spears"
The name is fake
It's Jayden James

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