-> "Pay-to-Play"
Original Song Title:
"Ace of Spades"
Parody Song Title:
"Pay-to-Play"
The Lyrics
Executive assholes are greedy for some cash
Want more bucks, your bucks, they won't get jack from me
They're messin' up the game with microtransactions, mate
Such a lust for green, they think what players need
Is some pay-to-play, damn pay-to-play
Whether it's a loot box for a stupid costume
Or ads that won't go unless you pay a fee
"Optional" they're flauntin', may be slightly true
But the fees for shit, they keep on pushin' it
Hate pay-to-play, damn pay-to-play
I'm shocked it's still in use, the clear mark of a douche
Their last PR guy went stir-crazy, can't give out those lies forever
"We'll patch it out!" That's bogus
Worst part if you ask me, it's evil genius, see:
I plain can't see me just not buyin' them
I cannot tell a lie, "deal-breaker"'s a lie
Main game's still played by me, won't partake in their sleaze
Hate pay-to-play, damn pay-to-play, uh
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