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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Wings"
Original Song Title:
"Broken Wings"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mr Mister
Parody Song Title:
"Chicken Wings"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Gravy
A rubber band
Spices branding my tongue
My taste buds expand
Cyst slime?
They call it ‘fast food’ here
Wing, breast, thigh
Paper bag turns clear
This ‘feed’ it glows
(Groooooss!)
Bake
Greased chicken wings
The Colonel fries them in
Herbs of mystery
Watch me smear
Hot oil I wring
Some cooking gloves to mop it up
The lettuce clings
Flakes
Of crusty things
Gave me
Digestive plight
How I ache to my lungs
With every bite
Nom nom nom…
Save me
From all this woe
Mmm, the staph sure taste fresh
With blood dip for my roll
(…that seed or mould?)
So fake
Greased chicken wings
They’re burned alive and then
Served with hot debris
Poultry rear
A soiled syringe
This chook is covered in a crust
Of foetid skin
Hair?
Blood, sweat and liiiiiint
“Peppermiiiiint?”
Tasty
This Colon Bleu
Napkins help to refresh
Two hundred towelettes used
Shed shreds, bled!
Red spread!
Forsake
Greased chicken wings
Just turn the other chick
Spurn the Bacon Chee
The cashier
May flash a grin
But think of all the soaking glop
To make you cringe
Hate
Greased chicken wings
Devoid of vitamins
Germ-filled bits of gluttony
I’m in tears
My eyes, they sting
I chuck the Popcorn bucket up
Give us some medicine
Bleeeeergh, bleeeeergh!
Ohhhhh…
BLEEEEEEERRRGGGHHH!!!
A rubber band
Spices branding my tongue
My taste buds expand
Cyst slime?
They call it ‘fast food’ here
Wing, breast, thigh
Paper bag turns clear
This ‘feed’ it glows
(Groooooss!)
Bake
Greased chicken wings
The Colonel fries them in
Herbs of mystery
Watch me smear
Hot oil I wring
Some cooking gloves to mop it up
The lettuce clings
Flakes
Of crusty things
Gave me
Digestive plight
How I ache to my lungs
With every bite
Nom nom nom…
Save me
From all this woe
Mmm, the staph sure taste fresh
With blood dip for my roll
(…that seed or mould?)
So fake
Greased chicken wings
They’re burned alive and then
Served with hot debris
Poultry rear
A soiled syringe
This chook is covered in a crust
Of foetid skin
Hair?
Blood, sweat and liiiiiint
“Peppermiiiiint?”
Tasty
This Colon Bleu
Napkins help to refresh
Two hundred towelettes used
Shed shreds, bled!
Red spread!
Forsake
Greased chicken wings
Just turn the other chick
Spurn the Bacon Chee
The cashier
May flash a grin
But think of all the soaking glop
To make you cringe
Hate
Greased chicken wings
Devoid of vitamins
Germ-filled bits of gluttony
I’m in tears
My eyes, they sting
I chuck the Popcorn bucket up
Give us some medicine
Bleeeeergh, bleeeeergh!
Ohhhhh…
BLEEEEEEERRRGGGHHH!!!
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I love Chicken Wings. My fave part is the wings. However, there was this one time where I went to some cheap diner in Florida where they served cold and undercooked chicken wings. I thought about that time while singing your parody. I got real sick for days I thought about suing that restaurant, but fortunately it closed down. I had to eat desserts to get that icky taste out of my mouth. Anyways, very creative, fluently paced, and loved how you paralleled most of your lyrics to the OS. 5's all the way, Luke!
(Ages) Whoa...it's funny how the same OS done on similar topics can accurately reflect the unique stylings of the authors...compared with Jeff's "Buffalo Wings" elsewhere in this round, this is no exception! This was totally nauseating, which can be a good thing sometimes. 555
Although you both did the same song this one I have to say was better done, because you varied the choruses, as well as made this delicious food disgusting! Which, well... Counts for something... Not sure what, but you know.
This reads really well with os and i love the last lines! (should have kept the bucket!) 555
(Ages2) Interesting tale here, Luke. Matthias is right, you have one-upped Jeff on his own song on the same basic idea. 555!
Impressive use of soundalikes, but your use of 'nom nom's and 'The lettuce clings' were among my highlights.
(Ages) Agri captured my opinion fully, great parody Luke, scary too--kinda the opposite side of the wings from Jeff's parody.
AGES...funny funny funny, Luke...even though I'm a little grossed out now. "Herbs of mystery" made me LOL!
Ages: This is one of the most brilliant ideas for a song and title for Broken Wings ever! I wish I'd thought of this...or if I had, I wish I'd made it more funny and disgusting like this one =) (Great job, you topped me!)
Gross but hilarious. Spot-on parody with a pointed message, even if I didn't understand all the words. (What's a chook?) Like some puns like "Colon Bleu". 5-5-5 and then some!
First...I realize I just left a really stupid comment on Jeff's entry (Hey, I'm going through these in order and hadn't seen your's yet...sorry)
I really like how you used different rhymes for the word "take" from the OS. Clever.
I really like how you used different rhymes for the word "take" from the OS. Clever.
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