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Song Parodies -> "Always Someone Fair To Attack Me"
Original Song Title:
"Always Something There To Remind Me"
Original Performer:
Naked Eyes
Parody Song Title:
"Always Someone Fair To Attack Me"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
I walk around in parking lots
Even someone's trying to fight
And every punch he makes,however
Is a hard blow out of sight
Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
When bouncers fall in a crazy bar
And they would get real mean
But they can't help on brawling for life
Although they fought good and clean
Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
I was born to battle,and I can really be free
It's always worth a fight to me
If they should find you wore a mask
You made in papers and duct tape
They try to tell you to take off your dumb mask
You will be raped
Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
I was born to battle,and I can really be free
It's always worth a fight to me
But there is always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me (repeat until fade)
Even someone's trying to fight
And every punch he makes,however
Is a hard blow out of sight
Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
When bouncers fall in a crazy bar
And they would get real mean
But they can't help on brawling for life
Although they fought good and clean
Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
I was born to battle,and I can really be free
It's always worth a fight to me
If they should find you wore a mask
You made in papers and duct tape
They try to tell you to take off your dumb mask
You will be raped
Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
I was born to battle,and I can really be free
It's always worth a fight to me
But there is always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me (repeat until fade)
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I wouldn't want to give you ones in a dark alley. Not that anybody thinks of him for anything other than "Take a Letter, Maria," but R.B. Greaves had the first hit with this back in 1970. But the Naked Eyes version is the only one anyone remembers.
Had to get the lyrics to vote this, and it is a 555.
Best of yours I've read so far. Rhythm's still a little stilted, but intriguing lyrics.
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