-> "Bizarre Black Magic"
Original Song Title:
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Parody Song Title:
"Bizarre Black Magic"
The Lyrics
Every time I think of you
I feel like casting out a spell or two
When you are feeling fine
Messing your life's on my mind
You'll see the fate that my dark eyes designed
You can't run and you can't flee
The magic in my eyes won't let you be
Oh it's the way my mind flows
and what my friends do not know
Well everyday my self hatred grows
Damn, again I see you rising
I get my wand and swear away
I'm prepping for a joyful moment you'll
feel that smile get wiped away
First add wine
and then some wood
Throw in Cow's Blood, and it smells good
When my spell binding is great
I can make everyone pay
Not even the goth kids
can feel this much pain
Don't tell me that I'm too mean
Make me mad, I'll break your spleen
I will not do it myself
I'll just cast another spell
and I'll make you be what I want you to be
Don't you dare call me a Warlock, they
think what I do is insane
You better think next time you see me, or
your hair may turn into snakes
Oh don't think I'm kidding darling
That Salem crap, yeah it was fake
You see the real witches honey, they
would not die if they were hanged
If it's police you are calling, well
They will laugh all in your face
I'm brewing till that deadly moment, you'll
realize that power's great
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