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Song Parodies -> "Beat the Jets"
Original Song Title:
"Meet the Mets"
Original Performer:
New York Mets
Parody Song Title:
"Beat the Jets"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
The Jets are pretty bad this season.
Beat the Jets!
Beat the Jets!
Everybody beat the Jets!
Four quarterbacks,
all in one year;
What the hell is going on here?
Man the Jets are stinkin' it up; bitten by an injury bug
Uptown,
Downtown,
everybody'd coming down
to beat the Jets of Meadowlands!
Oh, the lynch mobs and the hitmen and the people on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
Oh, they're hollerin' and yellin' and they're jumpin' off their seats,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
All the fans are through with green and white,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a crappy team,
The Jets of Meadowlands!
Give'em a jeer!
Give'em a sneer!
And let him know your booin' em from the stand!
Beat the Jets!
Everybody beat the Jets!
Four quarterbacks,
all in one year;
What the hell is going on here?
Man the Jets are stinkin' it up; bitten by an injury bug
Uptown,
Downtown,
everybody'd coming down
to beat the Jets of Meadowlands!
Oh, the lynch mobs and the hitmen and the people on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
Oh, they're hollerin' and yellin' and they're jumpin' off their seats,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
All the fans are through with green and white,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a crappy team,
The Jets of Meadowlands!
Give'em a jeer!
Give'em a sneer!
And let him know your booin' em from the stand!
Not my best work but tell me what you think.
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Deeds - ``The Dolphins are overrated , and the Jets are choke artists.'' Pilot - ``I wouldn't say that Mr.Deeds.'' Deeds - ``Just Deeds...why's that though.'' Pilot - ``You own the Jets Deeds.'' Deeds - ``I do...wow , that sucks. Geez' I hope they don't play the Pats in the play offs or I'll have to kill myself.'' Great Job.
I liked it, 555
DKOTS, but JETS is an acronym for Just End The Season!
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