-> "A Virus"
Original Song Title:
"Elvira"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Virus"
The Lyrics
Feelin' close to heaven
Ready to flatline
I'm hoarse and heavin'
I'm not feelin' fine
One-oh-four and climbing
The doctor's barely trying
Can't get up; I need a new bedpan
A virus
A virus
My bod's on fire
With a virus
Gotta puke (bad-oom, ba-bad-oom, bad-ba-doom, ba-ba-bow bow)
Gotta puke (bad-oom, ba-bad-oom, bad-ba-doom, ba-ba-bow bow)
My life is slippin' away
It might be E.Coli
Measles or the Flu
I'm sweating
Can't keep down a thing I chew
Room keeps getting dizzy
The undertaker's busy
Soon I'll have to call the preacher-man
('cause I've got)
A virus
A virus
My bod's on fire
With a virus
Gotta puke (bad-oom, ba-bad-oom, bad-ba-doom, ba-ba-bow bow)
Gotta puke (bad-oom, ba-bad-oom, bad-ba-doom, ba-ba-bow bow)
My life is slippin' away
I just took an Advil
Think it's gonna break
This time the Reaper's made a big mistake
Almost feeling better
Getting up, putting on a sweater
Back to work at the meat packin' plant I go!
(Time to spread)
A virus
A virus
I was on fire
With a virus
Gotta puke (bad-oom, ba-bad-oom, bad-ba-doom, ba-ba-bow bow)
Gotta puke (bad-oom, ba-bad-oom, bad-ba-doom, ba-ba-bow bow)
My life was slippin' away
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