-> "2008 Sunoco Red Cross Pennsylvania 500 Recap"
Original Song Title:
"First In Line (From Fame - Love Kittens Go To HS)"
Original Performer:
Olivia Barash
Parody Song Title:
"2008 Sunoco Red Cross Pennsylvania 500 Recap"
The Lyrics
Whatdya Know?
There Was a Time when the Green Flag
Flew For The Lowe's Forty-Eight
Then Harvick Spun Nemechek In
The Opening Lap
But Forty Cars Hit Pit Road
With 179 Laps to Go
Denny Hamlin was on the move (to fifth place)
Concrete Carl Edwards sent to seventh (Woohoo)
Dr Jerry Punch: Caution on the Racetrack Debris in Turn Two
The Tunnel Turn We're Being Shown
Carl Edwards
needed a fourth backflip
he wanna win at Pocono
If He Can Make It
Carl Edwards
wanted a fourth backflip
you needed to win
if you want this race to last
(Lap 79, Top Five, Carl Edwards, Kasey Kahne, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Matt Kenseth and Greg Biffle they are currently 39 cars on the lead lap)
There Was A Time When Scott Riggs Took The Lead
There Was A Battle When Carl Edwards won Pit Road (Your It!)
Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, and Tony Stewart
Needed To Go Three Wide
Dr. Jerry Punch: Ninty-Nine Car Now Cycling Thru (Fans: Let's Go Concrete Carl)
Dr. Jerry Punch: Is The Leader Once Again (Woohoo!)
Bob Osborne tells Carl Edwards that rain was 15 minutes away
Carl Edwards
needed a fourth backflip
he wanna win at Pocono
If He Can Make It
Carl Edwards
wanted a fourth backflip
you needed to win
if you want this race to last
(Top 5 on Lap 134, Kasey Kahne, Matt Kenseth, Denny Hamlin, Greg Biffle and Mark Martin #8)
(Call over Instrumental)
(Dr. Jerry Punch: And Carl is back in the throttle, #99 Spotter: This is the Last Lap Right? (chuckles) You mean Checkered Flag This Time By?)
Kyle Busch
Went Splash And Go
Then Carl Edwards took the White Flag
(Go Carl, Go Carl, Go Carl)
And then he took the Checkered Flag
Carl Edwards
got a fourth backflip
he won at Pocono
Thanks To Pit Strategy
Carl Edwards
got a fourth backflip
Jimmie, Dale Jr. and Jeff
Ran Out of Fuel on the last lap
(Carl Edwards: Uh it's Good, I Was Gonna Grab A Samsung Phone There Awesome, The Samsungs it's smaller)
[Cellphone Ringing Sounds]
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