Song Parodies -> "Even Though He Hasn't A Clue"

Original Song Title:

"Hopelessly Devoted To You"

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Original Performer:

Olivia Newton John

Parody Song Title:

"Even Though He Hasn't A Clue"

Parody Written by:

Darrell Decker

The Lyrics

He's not smart, or even average,
The Bush name always got him through,
Each time he speaks, he flubs it.
Doesn't know what to do...

You know he's just a fool who's shilling.
Dick Cheney tells him what to do.
Bush Baby, can't you see?
The Supreme Court selected you.
Even though he hasn't a clue.

'Cause he's... our true presidunce,
When he speaks, he can't "enunce."
'Cause we know he's a boob,
Even though he hasn't a clue...
Even though he hasn't a clue.

(instrumental break)

His Poppy always saved his bacon,
He spent big bucks, not just a few.
Thanks to Pop and money,
Shrub's free to do what he wants to.
Even though he hasn't a clue.

'Cause he's... our true presidunce,
When he speaks, he can't "enunce."
'Cause we know he's a boob.
Even though he hasn't a clue...
Even though he hasn't a clue.

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