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Song Parodies -> "Chemical (a song about how boring chem lab can be)"
Original Song Title:
"Physical"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-John
Parody Song Title:
"Chemical (a song about how boring chem lab can be)"
Parody Written by:
Random idiot
The Lyrics
Chemistry lab in college and high school may sound like fun to you, but except for the very last experiment (the flame test where there are flames of different colors), it's boring. Just mostly titrations and one stupid calorimetry experiment.
I’m staying in the chem lab which I don’t like,
Doing some lame titrations,
And all the rules are very tight
You know what I mean
I’d rather go watch NileRed on tiktok.
That feels like an action movie.
There’s something else that makes me pout
And that is calorimetry.
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
Those titrations, they ain’t good,
Watching something lame on the table,
And now I’m scared I’m losing track.
I don’t want to clean!
My teach don’t understand my point of view.
She doesn’t get me mentally.
Precipitations make me proud
And I would go “Yipee.”
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
Doing some lame titrations,
And all the rules are very tight
You know what I mean
I’d rather go watch NileRed on tiktok.
That feels like an action movie.
There’s something else that makes me pout
And that is calorimetry.
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
Those titrations, they ain’t good,
Watching something lame on the table,
And now I’m scared I’m losing track.
I don’t want to clean!
My teach don’t understand my point of view.
She doesn’t get me mentally.
Precipitations make me proud
And I would go “Yipee.”
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
Less good chemicals, chemicals,
Some boring, dumb chemicals,
Less awesome chemicals,
Boring things I have to stalk, I have to stalk,
I just wanna take a walk.
I hate titrations. I hate calorimetry. A fun chem lab would include precipitation reactions, copper vs nitric acid, go here for more and watch videos of them on youtube. (https://sciencenotes.org/cool-chemical-reactions/) Now that's cool. Not titrations. Not calorimetry.
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