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Song Parodies -> "I Love Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Trash"
Original Performer:
Oscar the Grouch
Parody Song Title:
"I Love Cheese"
Parody Written by:
Bilbopooh
The Lyrics
An ode to cheese, which is much tastier than trash...
Well, Camembert carries a certain appeal,
And Gouda is good to digest with a meal.
Just what do those holes in the Swiss cheese reveal?
I love it because it's cheese!
Oh, I love cheese.
Anything gorgeously gloppy and oozy.
'Long as it's cheese, I don't need to be choosy.
Oh, I love cheese!
Tortillas are better with Cheddar, I say,
And Muenster's worth munching throughout the whole day.
Oh, I would be blue if you threw Blue away.
I love it because it's cheese!
Oh, I love cheese.
Anything melty and artery-clogging.
'Long as it's cheese, that is what I'll be hogging.
Oh, I love cheese!
I'd never say no to a nice Provolone,
And Parmesan's perfect on pizzas. I'm known
To eat a whole bag of Cojack on my own.
I love it because it's cheese!
Oh, I love cheese.
Anything classified clearly as dairy.
Life without cheese would be sad and just scary.
Oh, I love, I love, I love cheese!
And Gouda is good to digest with a meal.
Just what do those holes in the Swiss cheese reveal?
I love it because it's cheese!
Oh, I love cheese.
Anything gorgeously gloppy and oozy.
'Long as it's cheese, I don't need to be choosy.
Oh, I love cheese!
Tortillas are better with Cheddar, I say,
And Muenster's worth munching throughout the whole day.
Oh, I would be blue if you threw Blue away.
I love it because it's cheese!
Oh, I love cheese.
Anything melty and artery-clogging.
'Long as it's cheese, that is what I'll be hogging.
Oh, I love cheese!
I'd never say no to a nice Provolone,
And Parmesan's perfect on pizzas. I'm known
To eat a whole bag of Cojack on my own.
I love it because it's cheese!
Oh, I love cheese.
Anything classified clearly as dairy.
Life without cheese would be sad and just scary.
Oh, I love, I love, I love cheese!
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I love cheese as much as the next person! Love Grilled Cheese, Quesadillas, Cheese Puffs, Cream Cheese, and Head Cheese...wait, no I don't like head cheese. Sorry, the cheeses had been running through my head from reading/singing this. Anyways, here's 5 Jacks, 5 Camemberts, and 5 Stiltons for this one!
Hehe, thanks, Christie! Just finished munching on some cheddar Sunchips. Yum yum!
Bil. - You cut the cheese well on this write. The world would be a lot more boring without cheese. This is really gouda but some are bries, now that it's summer in the northern hemisphere.
Not too cheesy....LOL! Love cheese as well...all 555 pounds of it!
Thanks, Guy and Mark, and chuckling again over all the cheese references! As for me, I'm about to sink my teeth into a piping cheese pizza...
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